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roundbuilder

Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 05:20:14 pm »
Bugger... Link wont post on here properly.

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 05:33:05 pm »

Clever Forum Name

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 05:48:58 pm »
Blimey LOL

Prices are mad £3 £4 £6.50 lol.


keyser soze

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 05:51:42 pm »
 ive read some of those posts and im sat here giggling to myself... funniest thing ive read in ages

windymiller

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 06:02:22 pm »
£3 to clean windows, i need to put my prices up ffs  ;D

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 06:03:25 pm »
They have pretty much covered it lol
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

tom20001

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 06:52:12 pm »
"must be ped by the time he gets here............"

im crying laughing, gr8 post :)

PoleKing

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 07:44:12 pm »
Is it just me-I read every post in my head but it didn't make sense without a Geordie/Sunderland/generic northern accent.
And even then-not much more!
Funny though
www.LanesWindowCleaning.com

It's just the internet. Try not to worry.

windiewasher

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2013, 04:06:49 pm »
Ones £9,do you live in a palace,lol  ;D
Takings off all first cleans till march 7th 2014
October  total=  cleaned  extra per month
November = cleaned extra per month
Total £  so far.

elite mike

Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2013, 05:46:52 pm »
is that you posting on there matt ?  MATTB ;)  ;D

so funny what folk think of us .  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


sunshine windows

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2013, 08:46:49 pm »
Matt Bateman for president (ok, prime minister)
To climb mount fuji you must first find a path
(Swindon, Wiltshire)

www.sunshinewindowcleaning.co.uk
www.sunshinesoftwashing.co.uk

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2013, 09:51:44 pm »
is that you posting on there matt ?  MATTB ;)  ;D

so funny what folk think of us .  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



It was me Mike lol

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2013, 09:52:06 pm »
Matt Bateman for president (ok, prime minister)

;0)

EandM

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2013, 09:28:57 am »
It reads like Geordie but the amount of swearing is more like New Yorkers

SPE

Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2013, 11:43:58 am »
"Enjoy yourselves picking coal off the streets" ;D ;D ;D

DaveG

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2013, 12:23:33 pm »
Matt

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 
You can't polish a turd

Clever Forum Name

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2013, 02:44:47 pm »
Ones £9,do you live in a palace,lol  ;D

That was classic lol

C o z y

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2013, 02:50:00 pm »
After reading that thread, I'm convinced that if electricity and gas were cut off in the country, after three weeks, more than half the population would have died waiting for someone to sort the problem out.

Why did one of those mongs try to correct Matt Bateman and then spell mistakes as "misteaks"?? Time to trim the herd, me thinks.

Another point that needs making is, I heard on some motivational vid at some time, that only one percent of people actually put businesses together and the other ninety nine percent then have the job they need to pay their bills. So if anyone thinks a window cleaner is thick, they need to remember who is working for themselves through their own initiative, and who needs someone else to provide them with an income / job.

Good posts in there Matt  ;D
No still don't understand, I must be thick

PoleKing

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Re: Found this, quite a funny read.
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2013, 08:38:41 pm »
After reading that thread, I'm convinced that if electricity and gas were cut off in the country, after three weeks, more than half the population would have died waiting for someone to sort the problem out.

Why did one of those mongs try to correct Matt Bateman and then spell mistakes as "misteaks"?? Time to trim the herd, me thinks.

Another point that needs making is, I heard on some motivational vid at some time, that only one percent of people actually put businesses together and the other ninety nine percent then have the job they need to pay their bills. So if anyone thinks a window cleaner is thick, they need to remember who is working for themselves through their own initiative, and who needs someone else to provide them with an income / job.

Good posts in there Matt  ;D


Lol.
Just this evening I was referred to as 'just' a window cleaner.
They said, 'I'd never do that' I would get a 'proper' job. And implied that it was only what I did because I was too stupid to do anything else.
I didn't reply. Just smiled to myself.
As the evening went on. It came out (not from me) what I was qualified to do.
Fella looks surprised.
Asks me why I don't do it now.
I said I couldn't live the life I lead now on those wages.
Funny, he didn't look down on me as much when he saw me get into the car.
And he doesn't know that tomorrow, I'm having the day off.
Just because I want to.
Didn't have to ask anyone.
Not got a set amount of holiday days etc etc.

Winter's never fun.
But at this moment in time.
I wouldn't change my job.
www.LanesWindowCleaning.com

It's just the internet. Try not to worry.