[Blast Away]

...do you have a shiit in a bucket in the back of your van when there's no toilet on the job?

 

[Rob_Mac]

Lee's been caught short - heheheheheheheheheheheh

Rob

[Neil Jones]

Brilliant! Dom Littlewood will be on to you!

[Blast Away]

 

[Kev Martin]

We had a guy doing one in customers garage she got back from school run and opened door by RC.   He was right in the middle on a bucket I will leave the rest to your imagination

Kev Martin
Tiling Logistics Ltd

[BDCS]

We had a call from a shed company who supply and erect sheds for a very large national company. On the morning arranged the customer realised she was low on milk so she shot to the shop for milk and was gone literally five minutes. When she arrived home the lorry was outside her house, she walked through the garden gate to find the lorry driver squeezing one out on her patio  After she protested he put it in her wheely bin and left site with the shed.
  I was told the attend site, appease the customer and rectify the customer at any cost, I cleaned the entire garden's hard surfaces and wheely bin then the shed was erected all at no cost to the customer. The shed company needed to rectify the situation away from the "big named client" as they could loose a multi million pound contract.

The moral of this story is "the van is a good place" - never be ashamed to have to poo ! Just look at the faces of envy when you jump in the back of the van in the traffic jam and the women have to find a bush in high heels 

[Matt Gibson]

Never had a poope in the van, been close a couple of times but always got a roll of toilet paper in the van. Had a pi55 in the back a few times,  made the mistake of pi55ing in the hypo bucket. Never again. Almost got gassed 

[BDCS]

I've even offered my "facility" to customers who have blocked toilets. I assume you've not got young kids, the bucket in the back becomes a most welcome asset 

[Kenny83]

Haha, Ive only just seen this, I always carry a large roll of tissue for when I do upvc solvent cleans, however, I seem to need the toilet more than I need to clean conservatories so it's come in handy over the years  

As Carl says, better in the van than on a customers premises, which I would never dream of!

[Rob_Mac]

He's come out of there and looked up and thought - Oh no!!.

Put that on Facebook, with the same question.

Have you got air freshener in the van - when he got going you should have took him for a ride round 

Rob

[Mr B]

I have a posh bog in mine, proper heated and all