I tell them I'm a window cleaner, but not a crappy domestic window cleaner. I'm speshul and only clean huge buildings, and have my own forum for like minded successful window cleaners who hate talking about custies and how to handle Mrs Smiths cat poo in her garden when it gets on my gear etc.
I started with nothing, not like all the rest of the shower who clean domestic windows. I'm a high flying business man who models himself on Richard Branson. I've got three or four vans on the road, but can't remember exactly how many, because I'm far too busy giving advice to other stupid window cleaners who have only got one van etc.
Because I started with nothing, I'm a complete success story. I've got five vans on the road, and a HUGE load of poles with hundreds of different brushes to choose from.
I started with nothing and now I'm a success.
That's what I tell people when they ask what I do for a living. I also tell them I've got three or four vans on the road, and that I'm very successful.
