[Dave Willis]

Popped my head over the gate today to ask them to let me round the back.

'High there it's the window cleaner"

.......................... "sorry I didn't recognize you - you look too intelligent to be a window cleaner"




She's right of course 

[andyM]

Jeeez I wish.
I had one who used to run round drawing the downstairs curtains when I turned up to clean her windows.
I think I took the hint at what she thought of me. 
So she got culled.

[AuRavelling79]

Popped my head over the gate today to ask them to let me round the back.

'High there it's the window cleaner"

.......................... "sorry I didn't recognize you - you look too intelligent to be a window cleaner"




She's right of course 

She should've gone to specsavers ...

[simon w]

She's taking the pee. She couldn't give a monkeys whether your as intelligent as Albert Einstein or a retarded ape so long as you clean her windows well, don't put the price up to often and respect the fact your allowed to set foot on her property 

Just keep your standards up mate and be grateful you get paid 

[PoleKing]

Popped my head over the gate today to ask them to let me round the back.

'High there it's the window cleaner"

.......................... "sorry I didn't recognize you - you look too intelligent to be a window cleaner"



Tell her you used to work in the city but WCing pays better


She's right of course 

[H20cleaning]

Imagine having a customer say "can you clean my windows with your top off please?"

[PoleKing]

Imagine having a customer say "can you clean my windows with your top off please?"

Was he fit? 

[Jim Waugh(Albright & Shiny)]

Imagine having a customer say "can you clean my windows with your top off please?"

Was he fit? 

ROTFL

[H20cleaning]

Hahahahaha! He wasnt fit but his little dog in his handbag was cute

[G Griffin]

Imagine having a customer say "can you clean my windows with your top off please?"

It's happened to me.
I said 'only if I can put my pants back on'.