now because youve already mentioned insurance,if she keeps banging on about wanting a payout ,id give her the phone number of a different insurance firm to your own. it will take a while for her to find out that you arent insured with them (but you have no worry cos you do have insurance ) you can then get hoitey toity on the phone to her, tell her look love im paying a bloody fortune for insurance and youve got the nerve to accuse me of not having any
after much tooing and frooing, which might well make her give up, you can say you muddled up a stash of insurance pamplets that were laying on your van dashboard and gave her the wrong ones number ,its a bloomin nuisance all these insurance folk each sending their stash isnt it , all on coloured paper must be costing Them a fortune ,my mum used to mop the steps on the big Edofis downtown ,no no Head Office dyou know its name i forget now blah blah