A customer dropped me a while ago. The husband said, "I bought one of them pole things and i'm going to do them myself". Ok I thought and adjusted the job list...
Tonight the wife calls me - the husband is too embarrassed i'm gusesing - "Can I have you back, and I've got another customer for you". "Sure" me says, "but can I ask why"?
The wife says, "It's too hard work and it leaves spots all over the window".
"Well I did wonder" I says as I p*ss myself and add her back to the list.
You've gotta larf!