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Lee Burbidge

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Cowboys
« on: June 28, 2013, 04:28:00 pm »
Labeling somebody a cowboy. What warrants this term? What is your interpretation of a cowboy window cleaner? 

Re: Cowboys
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2013, 04:37:42 pm »
hat , guns.

Llaaww

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2013, 04:39:37 pm »
Three chavs in a mondeo with one bucket two squeegees, and a cheap domestic ladder on the roof. The bucket needs to be placed between the rungs of the ladder for storage, and a couple of wet t-shirts hanging from the back of the ladder.

At least one of the chavs should be bare chested with those jeans that hang round their rrrrs with fake designer underpants clearly visible.

They should also snear at and threaten anybody else in the area who has a ladder on the roof of their van.
if it is dirty it is fair game

C o z y

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2013, 04:40:55 pm »
Three chavs in a mondeo with one bucket two squeegees, and a cheap domestic ladder on the roof. The bucket needs to be placed between the rungs of the ladder for storage, and a couple of wet t-shirts hanging from the back of the ladder.

At least one of the chavs should be bare chested with those jeans that hang round their rrrrs with fake designer underpants clearly visible.

They should also snear at and threaten anybody else in the area who has a ladder on the roof of their van.

Got a team like that near me  ;)
No still don't understand, I must be thick

Llaaww

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2013, 04:42:46 pm »
OOPS I hadn't finished.

They can often be seen parked in side roads just round the corner of the dole office, where at least one of them will have an appointment.

Another give away is clouds of smoke billowing out of the car windows when they stop for their morning peace pipe ceremony.
if it is dirty it is fair game

davids3511

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2013, 04:44:26 pm »
Three chavs in a mondeo with one bucket two squeegees, and a cheap domestic ladder on the roof. The bucket needs to be placed between the rungs of the ladder for storage, and a couple of wet t-shirts hanging from the back of the ladder.

At least one of the chavs should be bare chested with those jeans that hang round their rrrrs with fake designer underpants clearly visible.

They should also snear at and threaten anybody else in the area who has a ladder on the roof of their van.

Got a team like that near me  ;)
Only one?

robbo333

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2013, 04:53:20 pm »
I think your question should be "how do we get rid of the f****rs!
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"

Don Kee

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2013, 04:56:07 pm »
Three chavs in a mondeo with one bucket two squeegees, and a cheap domestic ladder on the roof. The bucket needs to be placed between the rungs of the ladder for storage, and a couple of wet t-shirts hanging from the back of the ladder.

At least one of the chavs should be bare chested with those jeans that hang round their rrrrs with fake designer underpants clearly visible.

They should also snear at and threaten anybody else in the area who has a ladder on the roof of their van.

Hey!!!didnt realise you'd seen us about!!!
Say hi next time!!!
:D
Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

DaveG

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2013, 05:25:38 pm »
in a mondeo with one bucket two squeegees, and a cheap domestic ladder on the roof. The bucket needs to be placed between the rungs of the ladder for storage, and a couple of wet t-shirts hanging from the back of the ladder.


That used to be me in about 1983, but it was a Mk3 Cortina  ;D
You can't polish a turd

Dave Willis

Re: Cowboys
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2013, 05:47:41 pm »


Me and my workers have a new uniform these days to set us apart from the cowboys. You can undo the poppers on a really hot day.

Lee Burbidge

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2013, 06:17:03 pm »
I think your question should be "how do we get rid of the f****rs!

Regulation? Would that work or is it a 10 letter word? well technically it is, but you know what I mean....










Yup your counting the letters now aint ya  ;D

Lee Burbidge

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2013, 06:22:56 pm »


Me and my workers have a new uniform these days to set us apart from the cowboys. You can undo the poppers on a really hot day.

lol classic

Paul T

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2013, 07:40:20 pm »
Have you got the reebok trainers that go with them tracky bottoms

Geoff

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2013, 07:51:53 pm »

gavinb

Re: Cowboys
« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2013, 08:01:09 pm »
A fundamental part of being a cowboy is your four legged friend old shergar
I tried to get 2 x 350 litre tanks bolted onto mine but it was a no go .

keyser soze

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2013, 08:06:44 pm »
whats up with cowboys?

Lee Burbidge

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2013, 08:08:28 pm »

DG Cleaning

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2013, 08:13:31 pm »
Trad windies ;D

michelle111

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Re: Cowboys
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2013, 09:15:19 pm »
Can of strong beer and squeegee in the same hand. :)

dave f

Re: Cowboys
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2013, 06:53:41 am »
hes not a cowboy carpets to clean no stains on trackeys