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I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!!

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated. 

Honestly, these customers need to get real!!

Won't get out of my bath for a wee for that mate. Get a grip. Also, I demand fresh notes, at least ironed. If it aint fresh, they can sod off!!

[p1w1]

This forum has B/S overload lately.

lately...try always

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I had one today too just like yours Dave. Told him to pay me what he thought I was worth, the job took 35 minutes & the cheeky B******* offered me £600!!

Any advice to stop me getting ripped off again greatly appreciated.  

Honestly, these customers need to get real!!

Won't get out of my bath for a wee for that mate. Get a grip. Also, I demand fresh notes, at least ironed. If it aint fresh, they can sod off!!

My preferred payment metod is krugerand or bullion. I occasionally take blood diamonds.

[Scrimble]

£400 a day? big deal

[Darranvps]

My signature used to be

F M Hall

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Dave Willis why post this and see all the replies but not reply yourself ?

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Dave Willis why post this and see all the replies but not reply yourself ?

Ever heard of a thing called humor?

The sign is funny & the £400 relates to a numpty posting from last week. What makes it funnier is people taking it serious!

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

He's winding you lot up, it would appear he has succeeded, thats why.

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

Farkham Hall, think about it, say it quickly.

http://www.farkhamhall.co.uk

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Farkham Hall, think about it, say it quickly.

http://www.farkhamhall.co.uk

 

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See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything and some haven't got a sense of humour

FTFY.

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See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

I bet Friday nights are a hoot in your house eh?

[A-W-C]

See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

I bet Friday nights are a hoot in your house eh?

I don`t mix business with pleasure 

[Dave Willis]

Of course it's a wind up. Farkham Hall

It was on the wall of one of my customers - it made me laugh within about three seconds!  
He put it on there because he thought it was funny. I'm amazed so many couldn't see it to be honest.

I phoned the doctors last week "I'm sorry sir, you are in a queue" - "would that be the near queue or the far queue?" I inquired. Far Queue the girl said and slammed the phone down! 

[DaveG]

 

One of my customers in a place called Corfe Mullen has named his house "Far Corfe"

Thought it was a wind up when he rang for a quote 

[rosskesava]

See that`s the trouble with this forum so may different people with different outlooks and opinions on the same subject some are just proper idiots some with helpful topics and answers,some clueless,some joke about everything

Some also state the obvious.