[bobplum]

  this will only apply to certain households but water companies do run schemes were by if you have a sick relative or a person / child with a disability you can get a large rebate on your water bill.

a classic case would be incontinent with a senior member of the household

bed wetting due to a persons illness  etc

[C.C.S.]

install a submeter to your ro, use a digital controller, a pole tap and 1mm brush jets(welding tips).all this helped me a lot

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

install a submeter to your ro, use a digital controller, a pole tap and 1mm brush jets(welding tips).all this helped me a lot

Has it stopped your bed wetting as well?

[richywilts]

bob were all not as old as you unfortunately and do not suffer from wetting the bed im sorry to hear the extra washing increases your water bill have you tried plastic sheets

there is products out there to help you just gottas look round and see what works best for you being a plumber im sure you have a lot of experience with leaks 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=incontinence+products&rlz=1C1PRFB_enGB510&aq=1&oq=ioncontinence&aqs=chrome.2.57j0l3.7150j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=incontinence+products&rlz=1C1PRFB_enGB510&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=twCWUZvAGomK7AbesIDYDQ&ved=0CEUQsxg&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.46471029,d.ZGU&fp=867c48d4d695a3fc&biw=1360&bih=641

[Rob Knapman]

Or if you are DI only....fill up at a customers tap..lol

[EandM]

Or harvest rain water for free...

[Llaaww]

Take a spur off your neighbours supply. Best to do it in the middle of the night in case they have an objection...

[Fin Clearview]

Shave the disc on the meter or bypass   

[robertphil]

fake meter head glued above the original

[poleman]

pay someone to tap off the water main outside you house!

[bobplum]

this is a serious topic................i would appreciate serious answers

[Dave Willis]

Go Trad

[GB Window Cleaning]

fake meter head glued above the original

  ingenious 

[Ian101]

this is a serious topic................i would appreciate serious answers

serious replies ....... on here ............. u been drinking again 

[Positivity]

Apply to your water supplier for an abatement on your return to sewer volume charges.
I have mine reduced from assumed 95% return to sewer to 24%.
Just tell them you transport the water away from your premises to clean customer windows.
As some have said they may insist you fit a sub-meter but they don't always.
Simples

[poleman]

get a standpipe license