A few years ago cleaned some carpets for a customer who when she booked said that her boyfriend would be in and that he would pay.
When I finished and asked him his name so that I could make out the invoice he replied very carefully:
Michael Hunt
I bet he does not look back on his school days with fondness.
" has anyone seen Mike Hunt "
" telephone call for Mike Hunt "
"I am going to buy a banana for Mike Hunt "