[creighton foyle]

I gave my thoughts on TACCA, but look where it got me     Not replying to any of your threads again pal 
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Andrew why dont you just keep to your word ?

[Steve Barnett (Carpet Care Plus)]

So the vast majority of carpet cleaners don't want to join TACCA then ?

Well that's one thing that TACCA has in common with the NCCA !

[Paul Moss]

Guys just chill, Creighton your thoughts on tacca just differ with Derek and ive met you and you are one of the good guys  just come down to the day and all will be good.
Andrew and  Joe you two are both plonkers and are just up for a wind up. If you want to have a decent conversation just come down to the day and the 3 of us can go in a room together  I will even cover the cost of your ticket. If you cant take that offer up then just shut up. 

[james roffey]

Well that's there democratic choice isn't it to tick the relevant box

I want to join TACCA

I do not want to join TACCA

 
Hector are you suggesting the silent majority are against TACCA, you could be right i mean this forum is known for having members that don't voice there opinion  , does it even matter because for the umteenth time IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T JOIN  

I am beginning to think this is some big conspiracy, Derek and Andrew are one in the same, you have been rumbled Derek, a very cleaver marketing campaign to draw attention to TACCA, worked brilliantly. you didn't work for the CIA at one time did you.

if it was me james, i think i would think up a name a bit more common than Andrew laurrey. google it. theres only one in the whole wide world and he's on CIU

  Derek

Should i say ones enough ? ooops i said it.


Most people have no problem with another persons forthright opinion, it is after all a forum, i think what irritated most people including me, was Andrew's, anal retentiveness nature, he reminded me of Peter Sellers in a film called "i'm alright Jack" he played a shop steward who brought the country to a grinding halt with a general strike.

A great film by the way !

[The TACCA Scrutineer]

Well that's there democratic choice isn't it to tick the relevant box

I want to join TACCA

I do not want to join TACCA

 
Hector are you suggesting the silent majority are against TACCA, you could be right i mean this forum is known for having members that don't voice there opinion  , does it even matter because for the umteenth time IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T JOIN 

I am beginning to think this is some big conspiracy, Derek and Andrew are one in the same, you have been rumbled Derek, a very cleaver marketing campaign to draw attention to TACCA, worked brilliantly. you didn't work for the CIA at one time did you.

Spelling & grammar 0 / 10     

[Paul Moss]

Hey Andrew leave James alone and play with me big boy 

[The TACCA Scrutineer]

Hey Andrew leave James alone and play with me big boy 

I love you Paul 

[james roffey]

andrew. dont forgets to cheque the speling and grammer in evry post, did i really say you had anal retentiveness, wonder why i fought that  ? 

 
Remember boys and girls the correct use of their and there, always irritated me when posters on this forum misuse the word loose and lose, never thought to draw THEIR  attention to it though  

To everyone on Cleanitup, please accept my sincere apologies for any offence i may have caused by my poor grammar and spelling i will try harder in future.
I accept that 0/10 is not good enough, but my dog ate my homework and i wasn't able to revise because my school burnt down, the person responsible was never caught but they did say they had 700 suspects  

[*Hector*]

To everyone on Cleanitup, please accept my sincere apologies for any offence i may have caused by my poor grammar and spelling i will try harder in future.

I accept that 0/10 is not good enough, but my dog ate my homework and i wasn't able to revise because my school burnt down, the person responsible was never caught but they did say they had 700 suspects 

You must try HARDER  get to the back of the class you naughty boy....
 

[The TACCA Scrutineer]

andrew. dont forgets to cheque the speling and grammer in evry post, did i really say you had anal retentiveness, wonder why i fought that  ?



 
Remember boys and girls the correct use of their and there, always irritated me when posters on this forum misuse the word loose and lose, never thought to draw THEIR  attention to it though  

To everyone on Cleanitup, please accept my sincere apologies for any offence i may have caused by my poor grammar and spelling i will try harder in future.
I accept that 0/10 is not good enough, but my dog ate my homework and i wasn't able to revise because my school burnt down, the person responsible was never caught but they did say they had 700 suspects  

How do your customer's put up with you?  

[james roffey]

Andrew

Have you secretly harboured an ambition to be a lion tamer ?  

If so then Work your way up to lion taming via chartered accountancy and get yourself a hat that lights up saying

"LION TAMER"

[Carpet Dawg]

Stop biting fellas....

[*Hector*]

Stop biting fellas....

What  should they bite instead of fellas Tony ??

 

[Carpet Dawg]

Stop biting fellas....

What  should they bite instead of fellas Tony ??

 

wow that just blew my mind!   its been a long day cleaning boring carpet tile and 80 office swivel chairs,.

[*Hector*]

relax mate it is the weekend... just read the threads and laugh a little 

[The TACCA Scrutineer]

Andrew

Have you secretly harboured an ambition to be a lion tamer ?  

If so then Work your way up to lion taming via chartered accountancy and get yourself a hat that lights up saying

"LION TAMER"

Are you on drugs? 

[*Hector*]

good question...

If so... can I have some of them.... they seem pretty powerful 

[happy mondays]

Good Evening, One of the lads that works for me comes on here often and was running on about this post today,so i thought id have a look. It took me back to the days when i attended the odd cc event. An industry which know accounts for less than 5% of our turnover. Iv listed a few things which can be guaranteed at any gathering of fellow carpet cleaners,from my experience.

1.80-90% of people will be dressed very badly.
2.There will be a "joke" that is repeated and referred to constantly throughout the day
3.Someone will turn up in a half tidy car,which will be gathered around at breaktime.
4.People will tell borrowed stories about kittens going up hoses.,and cat wee.
5.Some whoppers will be told about daily takings,usually from the guys that arnt vat reg.
6.There will be a handful of decent blokes there,but will have to "leave early"
7.There will be a reasonable looking secretary or PA hanging about,grimacing....
8.There will be the guy who will drink too much because he dosnt get out much.
9.There will however be one nugget of information thats usefull...its just finding it.
10. I wish the guys that have worked hard on it all the best

regards

Ian.

that sounds better than my actual write up.  

ps... can i be excluded from the "decent guy leaving early" bit, as i have to stay to the end to clean up number 8, luckily i know a good carpet cleaner in my area, he's not cheap though, are you paul?.

I'm as cheap or expensive as the customer needs me to be - this is what any business should do to make a decent profit and continue to trade 

Just for the record Derek - I'm not Joe Brown or A Lorry  But from the couple of days Ive been on I tend to agree with number 1  and dont like cleaning up after number 8's 

[james roffey]

Andrew

Have you secretly harboured an ambition to be a lion tamer ?  

If so then Work your way up to lion taming via chartered accountancy and get yourself a hat that lights up saying

"LION TAMER"

Are you on drugs?  




NO

 No drugs involved, Just a part of our social history that must have passed you by, and is obviously wasted on you. when i joined TACCA i didn't expect the Spanish inquisition.

Someone spell it out for him

[dan paton]

tony is right if people ignore this bawbag he'll go away . it's only people biting that's feeding his ego

although i'm not totally convinced that him and blacky are actually real people