[SunShineCleaning]

I've just had a customer say "I don't really like this new way, I don't understand it."

I made the best reply possible.  What do you think I said?

Edit: I've changed the Subject Title to reflect the answer.

[easy clean]

What do you do when it rains and they're wet!!!

[Nathanael Jones]

"You're dumped - and I'm getting 2 more to replace you"!

 

[SunShineCleaning]

No and no to those two.

Keep guessing and we'll see who is on my wavelength. 

[Lee GLS]

You don't need to understand it

[Ian Lancaster]

The same sort of reply I used to give when I was trad:

You pay me to make your windows clean.  How I do them is my business - I'll rub them with the top of my head if I feel like it, but if after I've finished the windows are clean, I've done my job and you have to pay me.

[Ian101]

"thats why you pay me"

[formb]

"You should go on to the cleanitup forum, Tosh will explain it to you"

[Tony Edwards]

Can I demonstrate my new colonic irrigation skills ?

[sean mcc]

Ive no idea either

[C o z y]

Please remove your foot from my throat and allow me to stand up and explain. Oh, no, that's what the customer said. 

[DaveG]

Is a blow job out of the question then?

[Halfadaylee]

nor me, its all witchcraft and trickery?

[C o z y]

Is a blow job out of the question then?

 

[SB Cleaning]

I ain't got a clue what you said......but I do know if you had given them a letter explaining  the system when you first started to clean wfp  you wouldn't have a probelm!!

[SunShineCleaning]

I ain't got a clue what you said......but I do know if you had given them a letter explaining  the system when you first started to clean wfp  you wouldn't have a probelm!!

Thats an interesting observation and I'm sure your double exclaimation marks were typed in jest rather than anger. Every customer on transfer from trad to WFP 8 years ago received a letter explaining the different method of cleaning.

This customer while quite a pleasent old lady is in the camp of those who would rather see all things done the 'old way'.

[SunShineCleaning]

With this customer I said nothing in reply I simply smiled, she changed the subject to the weather.

Sometimes its better to say nothing.

If we wait a while Gold will come up with a suitable Proverb.....

[AuRavelling79]

With this customer I said nothing in reply I simply smiled, she changed the subject to the weather.

Sometimes its better to say nothing.

If we wait a while Gold will come up with a suitable Proverb.....

Proverbs 25 v 11

 

[SunShineCleaning]

With this customer I said nothing in reply I simply smiled, she changed the subject to the weather.

Sometimes its better to say nothing.

If we wait a while Gold will come up with a suitable Proverb.....

Proverbs 25 v 11

 

I was thinking more of "I will set a muzzle as a guard to my own mouth" but thaks for your contribution Gold.

[Granny]

Sometimes it's better to say nothing and be thought a fool, rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!