[Jakey boy]

I don't know about you guys, but I find there are 5 'kinds' of people (in general) that I meet everyday, I had nearly all these types of personalities this last two days, so thought I'd share my observations, and to see if anyone else has similar experiences!

1. The ones who always talk about themselves, and usually how much money they have etc, and how great there children are and house etc.

2. The ones who just continually moan and vent there frustrations on us, just because we're there I suppose! And we kind of just agree whilst really thinking 'shut up, your doing my head in' 

3. The lovely old people which invite you in and tell you the same story each month.

4. The best customers - who always ask how you are and seem to actually remember all the info you've told them over the months/years, they make you a nice drink, and seem almost family like in there talking to you. And they tip well, and have the thoughtfulness of giving you a Christmas card

5. The ones who just open the door and shove the money in your hand and barely say a word!

[formb]

What about the ones who come to the door in nothing but a push up bra and high heels?

[Jakey boy]

Never happened to me, yet....

[formb]

........sorry I was thinking of 1970s porn not real life.

I always get those mixed up.

[bobplum]

it did happen to me..i didn't find him attractive at all

[PurefectWindowCleaning]

The ones that drive off without even saying hello or paying do my head in 

...but they always send a cheque on or post through my letterbox so happy days 

[C o z y]

Haven't got many number 4's   Can you send us a few?  

Got loads of the others  

By the way, ask Dave Willis about HIS custies, he's got a lot more than 5 different types. He's got hundreds of types, all bloody horrible 

[keyser soze]

all mine are number 5 s

[ascjim]

What about the ones that live in lovely houses, have a couple of mercs on the drive way, always eating and drinking the best but always have an issue paying the window cleaner and they always seem to want extra work to be done for free.

Some people get so attached to there money its unreal. It's only money. It doesn't bring you happiness because when you don't have it you are sad. If you were not bothered how much money you have or haven't got, then you will always be happy.  

[weetot]

Mine are all No4's. Plus they dont pay me enough to listen to their insessant crap.

[ascjim]

Mine are all No4's. Plus they dont pay me enough to listen to their insessant crap.

Hahaha agreed

[gewindows]

What about the ones who come to the door in nothing but a push up bra and high heels?

What does his wife wear?

[weetot]

I find that there are three types of customer;
Those who can count, and those who can't.

  pmsl

[Granny]

I find there are two types of personalities.
The NICE ones and the NASTY ones .
The nice ones usually have loads of misfortune in their lives and die early.
The nasty ones usually have a good life and live for a long long time and can inflict their horrible nasty selves on as many as possible!!!!!
G.

[weetot]

Sounds about right.

[Nick_Thompson]

Paul, you clown! That was very amusing. I keep chuckling to myself.

[Jakey boy]

What about the ones that live in lovely houses, have a couple of mercs on the drive way, always eating and drinking the best but always have an issue paying the window cleaner and they always seem to want extra work to be done for free.

Some people get so attached to there money its unreal. It's only money. It doesn't bring you happiness because when you don't have it you are sad. If you were not bothered how much money you have or haven't got, then you will always be happy.  

Well said

[Jakey boy]

Mine are all No4's. Plus they dont pay me enough to listen to their insessant crap.

I literally can't get away from some customers, every time I say 'I better crack on then' they burst into another dialogue of rubbish! - as long as they pay, I can love with it..

[A-W-C]

Loving this topic we probably all have so many different customers with so many different personalitys most of mine are all different in their own some weird some good some just strange some just too kind ways etc