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Dave Willis

Is your business up to date?
« on: December 06, 2012, 06:25:59 pm »
You should be using most of these:

progressively maximize high-payoff leadership skills
professionally procrastinate empowered systems
professionally redefine turnkey technology
professionally whiteboard cross functional "outside the box" thinking
dynamically maximize team building mindshare
progressively generate intuitive ideas
dynamically leverage other's resource maximizing quality vectors
fungibly envisioneer multifunctional core competencies
compellingly facilitate out-of-the-box niches
seamlessly architect next-generation outsourcing
competently mesh leveraged deliverables

bobplum

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2012, 06:30:35 pm »
thats why i like being a caveman.................i can use my club to bash people like you on the head :-*

Halfadaylee

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2012, 06:32:56 pm »
Copy and paste, I love it  ;D

gary999

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2012, 06:33:58 pm »
fecking hell im a window cleaner.... speak  bloody english ;D

Dave Willis

Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2012, 06:35:45 pm »
I'm taking my business to another level:

holisticly negotiate multidisciplinary products
dramatically recaptiualize intuitive materials
globally impact sticky methods of empowerment
assertively synergize team driven supply chains
distinctively administrate resource sucking systems
monotonectally incentivize vertical potentialities
synergistically parallel task distributed architectures
credibly incubate distinctive networks

Ian101

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2012, 06:37:42 pm »
you didnt say where to insert my sales funnel ?

Ian101

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2012, 06:38:30 pm »
You should be using most of these:

progressively maximize high-payoff leadership skills
professionally procrastinate empowered systems
professionally redefine turnkey technology
professionally whiteboard cross functional "outside the box" thinking
dynamically maximize team building mindshare
progressively generate intuitive ideas
dynamically leverage other's resource maximizing quality vectors
fungibly envisioneer multifunctional core competencies
compellingly facilitate out-of-the-box niches
seamlessly architect next-generation outsourcing
competently mesh leveraged deliverables


 I can creat a 3 day sales seminar just from all of the above and sell it for £695  :D

Nameless Drudge

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2012, 06:40:00 pm »
It`s going to look good on my van,do you mind if i plagiarise it?

bobplum

  • Posts: 5602
Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2012, 06:43:42 pm »
you didnt say where to insert my sales funnel ?
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 ;D ;D

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2012, 07:30:49 pm »
Yes....

I have just done a deal wth CORONA and GREEN SHIELD STAMPS the future looks promising.
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

♠Winp®oClean♠

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2012, 07:32:47 pm »
Reminds me of when I went to the doctors with a limp, he diagnosed me with some big term thingy-"Elephantitis of the genitalia" or something! ???

Window Washers

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2012, 07:34:14 pm »
Yes....

I have just done a deal wth CORONA and GREEN SHIELD STAMPS the future looks promising.
is that the glass pop bottles or the beer ?
If your not willing to learn, No one can help you, If you are determined to learn, No one can stop you ;)

simon w

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Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2012, 07:50:11 pm »
thats why i like being a caveman.................i can use my club to bash people like you on the head :-*

+1

My club to the head is usually instantly fatal. If not the five inch flint spear head through the back of your spinal cord usually fisishes the job.  ;D

elite mike

Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2012, 09:16:26 pm »
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*

Steve Sed

Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2012, 09:17:21 pm »
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*
I like Lief Letting.

elite mike

Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2012, 09:22:19 pm »
how abou t  just plain old  good mark etting  :-*
I like Lief Letting.

had to google that lol  ;D

Window Washers

  • Posts: 9036
Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2012, 09:26:48 pm »
If your not willing to learn, No one can help you, If you are determined to learn, No one can stop you ;)

sham33

Re: Is your business up to date?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2012, 03:40:35 pm »
You should be using most of these:

progressively maximize high-payoff leadership skills
professionally procrastinate empowered systems
professionally redefine turnkey technology
professionally whiteboard cross functional "outside the box" thinking
dynamically maximize team building mindshare
progressively generate intuitive ideas
dynamically leverage other's resource maximizing quality vectors
fungibly envisioneer multifunctional core competencies
compellingly facilitate out-of-the-box niches
seamlessly architect next-generation outsourcing
competently mesh leveraged deliverables