[Barnes Wallis]

I once had a call back from a shirty sounding customer only to discover that the dirty marks were on the INSIDE of the window.

I've had one like that.

She's dead now, so I'm the one laughing  .

[kittykat]

Oh dont go there with fruit cake jobs ....scrimmy (my Hubby) and i do severel high wfp system above cafe's one owner came out and said "wot u doing" hubby's reply with a 40 ft pole in hand "cleaning windows" .....naw ur no (glasgow accent) where hubby replies...yes i am ...this went on for a bit  so hubby's says wots the problem ......u will get ma windaes wet .......hubby .....i will wipe them down after we r finished , tryin to keep the peace .....naw ur no a dinnae want them wet.....which i replied it rains all the time here i think uve got ur cafe in the wrong country ....hubby growled at me ...end of story couldnt do the windows .....people...lol

[steve123]

Oh dont go there with fruit cake jobs ....scrimmy (my Hubby) and i do severel high wfp system above cafe's one owner came out and said "wot u doing" hubby's reply with a 40 ft pole in hand "cleaning windows" .....naw ur no (glasgow accent) where hubby replies...yes i am ...this went on for a bit  so hubby's says wots the problem ......u will get ma windaes wet .......hubby .....i will wipe them down after we r finished , tryin to keep the peace .....naw ur no a dinnae want them wet.....which i replied it rains all the time here i think uve got ur cafe in the wrong country ....hubby growled at me ...end of story couldnt do the windows .....people...lol

I had this a few year back.
Bloke in the downstairs flat came out moaning that I was making his windows wet.
I offered to give them a rinse when i was done but he was having none of it.

So I said ok mate no problem you will need to follow the same procedure as normal. Eh? whats that he said?
Well when it rains i assume you complain to someone that your windows are wet so do the same today. When I get my copy of the complaint form I can then go to the HMRC and ask for a tax rebate.
He just looked stunned and went back inside.
Funny, but he never bothered me after that.