[Crystal-clear]

i thought ive seen it all window cleaning 6 years wfp maybe a solid 3 years i havnt,

Did a first clean £10 front,,, quite dirty she asked if she can pay by cheque i said sure.. did the clean and she presents me with a blank cheque for £10 pretty relaxed and normal 10 mins later i have 4 missed calls on my phone and message " this is not acceptable my windows are all smudged if you do not call me back in 30 mins i will be contacting trading standard i will find out where you are i will also be notifying the police?" absolute nut job


WTF???

phone rings again before i could call her back she sceams at me YOU WERE 2 mins!!! no i wasnt i was 10 mins... my windows are all smudged no they aint they are wet, can you please wait 2 hours its pure water? fine ill do that but if its a bad job im gona cancel the cheque you aint ment to cancel cheques once you write them if you wasnt happy why didnt you ask questions on the door in court i would win (not that i would be f***ed to go to court for a tenner but this woman was ping me off)
oh you wana play it that way? im going to court today taking my husband to court ill see what they say shall i?

im like a £10 clean wtf? i say look can we pleae wait 2 hours ill come back and take it from there?
fine,

2 hours later i turn up at this point i didnt even want the money i wanted to chuck in back in her face so i hand over the cheque and say ok lets start again are you happy with what you see? she didnt take it went to have a look smiled and said thats fine you can keep that , thanks..

THE END....


my blood was boiling still hasnt stopped...

[bobplum]

horses head job

[dave f]

weirdo get rid

[TomCrowther]

Everyone needs a customer like this to remind them how great the rest of them are!

[LWC]

Go trad

[AuRavelling79]

Go trad

And take 30 mins instead of ten and get an earbashing when the sun comes out and she can see the squeegee "kicks".

[LWC]

Go trad

And take 30 mins instead of ten and get an earbashing when the sun comes out and she can see the squeegee "kicks".

 

Go WFP then

[EandM]

Run away very quickly.

[idealrob]

it costs about £15 to stop a cheque now

iealrob

[richard jagger]

It pees me off that people like this think we are thieves and we will do them in.Guilty of something?

[Susan Dean (1stclean)]

Everyone needs a customer like this to remind them how great the rest of them are!

best anwser ive seen on here yet nail on head

[gewindows]

A bit if punctuation would help.

[Tom White]

A bit if of punctuation would help.

Spelling too!  

[gewindows]

iPhone.

[gary999]

the grammar nazis are back again

[Avo]

Sounds like a total nut job mate.. Not worth the blood pressure.. Get rid..

[Tom White]

I once had a call back from a shirty sounding customer only to discover that the dirty marks were on the INSIDE of the window.

[Moderator David@stives]

we had a call back for paint on the inside of the window

[rosskesava]

I had a customer phone and say that her windows hadn't come up very clean at all. She found the SAE I'd left from 3 weeks previously and assumed I'd been around that day.

When I explained it, she accused me of putting the envelope through her door that day and trying to con her with the date of clean. I told her to not bother sending a cheque and good bye.

Her husband phoned me about a day later and asked me to carry on cleaning the window and to say the cheque was in the post as he remembered seeing the envelope from 3 weeks before as it's bright yellow.

It turns out that if I don't do the windows, he has to. It made me smile.

[robertphil]

be sure to block her number on your phone now