[Ian101]

All this talk / shouting on this forum the last day or 2 about measuring poles got my missus thinking and she whipped the tape measure out last night to measure my old man .... she wasnt happy as it was only 8 1/2 inches when fully extended and not the full 10 inches as I had told her  

I have emailed Alex and Mike at Facelift but no replies yet so your opinions appreciated on how to sort this terrbile mess out.

Off to count a bag of frozen peas and then I have a 2 litre bottle of milk to check that it is actually 2 litres ... we all know how crafty them supermarkets are.

 

[Window Washers]

I swear I remember someone talking about an extender, but it was some years back.

[richard jagger]

It could have been 10 " when you got together but with life,  thinks do devalue. And inflation does not work that way.

[rosskesava]

Ian, very important, you forgot to mention the length in metric as well as imperial.

[bobplum]

always marry a women with small hands

[wpclean]

Also as the pole ages it will take longer to extend ,and will also be less rigid !

[Stephen Fox]

Great stuff! Actually LOL'ing!

[robbo333]

My pole is getting older but the flow rate is still good!

[richard jagger]

If my pole get any smaller I will have to go back to trading

[wightsurf]

Did you tell her, thats not working hieght.

[Carl@Cwc]

told my missus id got a long pole and would give her front & backdoor a going over with it.
she was fast asleep by the time id finished them , her previous cleaner was trad
on the big night she was fine till i whipped off my calvin klond**es.
her face was like a regular being cleaned in the rain ???

however she has since pointed out that when we met
i had 8" and 1 wrinkle,
now i have 1' and 8 wrinkles.

as for flow rate i think i neeed a 150psi pump now as im just clearing the flush button.

fu***ng women and ther stats...
give em all a big red pill and let the fun begin.