[TomCrowther]

I was chatting with a customer in leafy Hale this morning. My phone rings "unknown" caller which for me usually means a sales call.
"How much for cleaning windows"? enquires a gruff, manchester accent. It sounded like a wind up call.
"Obviously, it depends on the size of house, number of windows" I reply.
"Do you do extras"? he asks
"Er, what kind of extras"? I say.
"If I put £200 in your hand, will you watch me wxxk off through the window"?
I burst out laughing and say"nope, sorry mate, I can't help you" then hang up.
My yummy mummy customer then asks me what was so funny, and that she could do with a laugh. Which was slightly uncomfortable as well. Had to tell her it was an obcene phone call and she said she hadn't had one in years. As if she missed them?
Has this numpty rung anyone else in the Mcr area?
I am also thinking of adding a new service. Windows, gutters, drives and patios- plus fetish fullfillment. Ring for details.   

[robbo333]

Providing he puts the 200 squid in your hand before he has a w@@@

[C o z y]

200 beer coupons for watching someone have a Sherman? That's a good idea. Put the service up on your web site mate.

[Perfect Windows]

Dump on him. 

He'll pay double for that.

[LWC]

Id of snatched his hand off.

[Ian101]

di you have to toss him off for the 200 ?? 

[TomCrowther]

I can't be the only guy he has called.
You can imagine masseurs get asked the "extras" question on a regular basis, but it's a bit of a strech to ask a bloody window cleaner.

[Ian101]

I was chatting with a customer in leafy Hale this morning. My phone rings "unknown" caller which for me usually means a sales call.
"How much for cleaning windows"? enquires a gruff, manchester accent. It sounded like a wind up call.
"Obviously, it depends on the size of house, number of windows" I reply.
"Do you do extras"? he asks
"Er, what kind of extras"? I say.
"If I put £200 in your hand, will you watch me wxxk off through the window"?
I burst out laughing and say"nope, sorry mate, I can't help you" then hang up.
My yummy mummy customer then asks me what was so funny, and that she could do with a laugh. Which was slightly uncomfortable as well. Had to tell her it was an obcene phone call and she said she hadn't had one in years. As if she missed them?
Has this numpty rung anyone else in the Mcr area?
I am also thinking of adding a new service. Windows, gutters, drives and patios- plus fetish fullfillment. Ring for details.  

dont the BBC have a studio in Manchester ...... now then now then let your Uncle Jimmy fix it for you ... ooooo missus  

[TomCrowther]

I think I'm the wrong age by about 35 years and the wrong sex for "Sir" Jimmy Saville.

[GB Window Cleaning]

Dump - and get two more.

standard army issue 

[*Hector*]

Isn't Archer a Manc ??

 

[*Hector*]

Dump on him. 

He'll pay double for that.

Is this comment from experience Vin ?? 

[bumper]

give me the address ill go round and watch ill even do him for free.
       bumper

[ascjim]

I had text conversion once that started off similar. Ended up being a right milf, so done a few Saturday nights over there.

[A@R WINDOWCLEANING]

I was down a lane and a car stopped for 1 minute then drives off ,30 secs later my phone rings and a chap said to me DO I FANCY A BIT OF FUN? well i had a few choice words to say then hung up.Wha does he think im going to say oh yes please WTF

[richard jagger]

Its not Jimbo mate, his gone to the Disney in the sky. ?? ..BBC is catching the bill.

[CLEANCARE WC]

I was chatting with a customer in leafy Hale this morning. My phone rings "unknown" caller which for me usually means a sales call.
"How much for cleaning windows"? enquires a gruff, manchester accent. It sounded like a wind up call.
"Obviously, it depends on the size of house, number of windows" I reply.
"Do you do extras"? he asks
"Er, what kind of extras"? I say.
"If I put £200 in your hand, will you watch me wxxk off through the window"?
I burst out laughing and say"nope, sorry mate, I can't help you" then hang up.
My yummy mummy customer then asks me what was so funny, and that she could do with a laugh. Which was slightly uncomfortable as well. Had to tell her it was an obcene phone call and she said she hadn't had one in years. As if she missed them?
Has this numpty rung anyone else in the Mcr area?
I am also thinking of adding a new service. Windows, gutters, drives and patios- plus fetish fullfillment. Ring for details.  

Dazmond I thought you were in love with your new girlfriend? How is she gonna feel when she hears about this? shame on you!   

[Blast Away]

I was chatting with a customer in leafy Hale this morning. My phone rings "unknown" caller which for me usually means a sales call.
"How much for cleaning windows"? enquires a gruff, manchester accent. It sounded like a wind up call.
"Obviously, it depends on the size of house, number of windows" I reply.
"Do you do extras"? he asks
"Er, what kind of extras"? I say.
"If I put £200 in your hand, will you watch me wxxk off through the window"?
I burst out laughing and say"nope, sorry mate, I can't help you" then hang up.
My yummy mummy customer then asks me what was so funny, and that she could do with a laugh. Which was slightly uncomfortable as well. Had to tell her it was an obcene phone call and she said she hadn't had one in years. As if she missed them?
Has this numpty rung anyone else in the Mcr area?
I am also thinking of adding a new service. Windows, gutters, drives and patios- plus fetish fullfillment. Ring for details.