[Ian101]

Working away on a house with aluminium frames which after 3 cleans has stopped going milky was on front and this bloke walks up to me and says

you know theres another window cleaner that does around here ?

err yes mate prob a busload of window cleaners around here says me

what do u charge

for what

a front of a house with them streaky frames

sorry mate dont do just fronts .. give me address and will pop around to give u a price

same as this one

what is

my house

sorry mate need to see it to give a price

can u give me an idea

no ... need to see it

its same as this

were not getting anywhere are we mate ..

what you mean

told u need to see the house to give a price

well its the sa.........

listen mate its company policy not to give a price unless i can see it ... now whats the address

forget it


think it may have been a newbie trying to get my prices  :

[bobplum]

you will miss all this when your back in the show room

[Ian101]

you will miss all this when your back in the show room

lot more stranger conversations go on in car showrooms than the 1 descriped .... anyways staying as a windie and doing that 100 thou leaflet drop in your area that i was talking about the other day 

[richywilts]

let me know when ya doing them il send me team of canvassers round after the drops

[Ian101]

Don't senf en in the combo though as may not make it

[Ian Lancaster]

Working away on a house with aluminium frames which after 3 cleans has stopped going milky was on front and this bloke walks up to me and says

you know theres another window cleaner that does around here ?

err yes mate prob a busload of window cleaners around here says me

what do u charge

for what

a front of a house with them streaky frames

sorry mate dont do just fronts .. give me address and will pop around to give u a price

same as this one

what is

my house

sorry mate need to see it to give a price

can u give me an idea

no ... need to see it

its same as this

were not getting anywhere are we mate ..

what you mean

told u need to see the house to give a price

well its the sa.........

listen mate its company policy not to give a price unless i can see it ... now whats the address

forget it


think it may have been a newbie trying to get my prices  :

Should have told him £1.50 per house, £2 if there's a conservatory - put him off for life!!

[DG Cleaning]

Why don't you do fronts only?