I was in the pub the other day, and a guy I know was talking to me about carpet cleaning. He was very sober and serious at this stage.
He was very serious at starting his own business, and was all set to buy half a dozen...wait for it.......
NO WET WONDER FOAM KITS HAR HAR HAR HAR.....
I had a mouthfull of beer at the time he told me..and he ended up wearing it
Anyone interested...