Here is a letter I have just received from a long time regular custy:-
Dear [Gold]
Re: Window Cleaning on Wednesday 4th April 2012I have enclosed a cheque for the outstanding balance of £11.
However, I am writing to complain regarding the fact that when you cleaned my windows on 4th April, you inadvertantly tread
(sic) on the shrubs in the front garden, and in doing so, snapped quite a few branches off (lavender shrub). I was upset about this, as they are costly to replace.
I appreciate that in order to reach the front windows you must tread between the shrubs, however I would request that in the future you kindly take more care not to stand on them.
If you are unable to manage this, please let me know, and I will arrange an alternative window cleaner.
Yours faithfully,
Ms Custy
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Ho hum!