It's no good asking Tosh - he's from windswept Northumberland - he thinks that anything over 1000ft is a real mountain!
Hey,
I've climbed Mont Blanc (the highest mountain in Western Europe) and most of the other high peaks in Europe (well Germany, Austria, England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales too).
I know how to 'French Walk', tie knots and order beer in several different languages, and have spent nights in snow holes (okay only two nights, but I've done it; when we couldn't find the next hut before it got dark).
In the French Alps I was so badly sun-burnt I looked like I'd been scorched in a car accident (I lost my hat, sun glasses and sunscreen whilst drunk in Chamonix).
I never really enjoyed mountain climbing though. It just got me time off from work. It was a lesser of two evils. In the army it's called 'Adventure Training'.
I've also spent two weeks sports parachuting in Netheravon, which is a lot more fun than what Steve K has ever done from his Para Regiment work.
Jumping out at 300 feet - as modern day para do - is not much fun - your parachute has barely enought time to open - and I believe it's the lowest a Para can now jump. Obviously the less time spent in the air, the less time you can be shot at.
5000 feet is really good fun though, especially when you haven't got a 30 lb back pack, plus rifle and then forced live in a hole for the next fortnight once you land.