I completed job in the beautiful little Cornish Seaside village of Cadgwith this morning. I packed up and drove about a 100 yards when some fella started banging on the side of the van. I opened my window and this bloke said:
"You're early, the house is up on the right. My wife was expecting you at 12 though"
"What house? I've finished here for the day!" I said
He laughed and called me a wind up merchant.
"Seriously" I said "You must have another carpet cleaner booked in!"
"Oh, I am sorry mate!"
"No problem, here's a business card anyway...!"
I could easily have cracked on with the job, but I guess I'm too honest for my own good...