Philips is a Moggy 1000 or Morris 1000!
Perhaps a better idea than the trotter van......I would have no problem going out in one of those.
I used to drive one in my youth and I bet the customers love it.
At least you can fix it yourself like changing the points or coil. Better than having to take it to the garage and having it diagnosed by a computor to find the management system has failed.....and thats just £600 quid mate
your low profile tyres are down....do you want us to chage them @ £300 while were at it