[Matt Lindus]

Is in the lead and approaching the final furlong, people start chucking jars of pickles, pork pies, scotch eggs, fruit, and puddings. He loses.
When asked what happened he said he was hampered.

Matt

[derek west]

i would say a length of hose with the end blocked of.....................................................

[Andrew Briscoe]

Who has ridden more derby winners than Lester Piggott ?































Answer
his cell mate 

I'll get my coat .

[Robert Watson]

 

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Dracula was walking down a dark alley when he gets hit on the head with a sausage roll then cocktail sausages then quiche he turns around and to see who is attacking him and says, "ahh not you Buffet the Vampire Slayer"

Shaun

[wynne jones]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuffed inside Antony Worrell Thompson's jacket.