[derek west]

i got an email today from a web guru who told me that one of my sites is not ranking well for the search phrase "foam upholstery cleaner"


i'm devastated and have hired them immediately to correct this. hope they get me to the top soon.































ps.... any tips on cleaning foam, much appreciated.

[garry22]

Crikey Derek,

You had me going then 

I hope you told those parasites where to stick their "service"?

[derek west]

i get a few a day of these type email TBH, usually called ashmac, or ishmol,  but the phrase on this one was quite amusing, whats the search rate for "foam upholstery cleaning" ?

[Paul Moss]

LOL

[garry22]

 

Broad 140
Phrase 58
Exact 12!

[derek west]

well it has potential then, is that daily weekly monthly yearly, 10 yearly or since google began

[Paul Moss]

No I think its just that all marketiers thing they can take the foam out of your De rick 

[Neil Williams]

I've had these clowns with
Them: "You're not on the first page of google."
Me: Is that right what search words are you using?
Them: "Domestic cleaners Aldershot"
Me: Why would I want to polish and hoover houses 15 miles away

Phone down

[derek west]

I've had these clowns with
Them: "You're not on the first page of google."
Me: Is that right what search words are you using?
Them: "Domestic cleaners Aldershot"
Me: Why would I want to polish and hoover houses 15 miles away

Phone down

my favourite,
them "your not on first page for (insert search term) for your website affordable cleaners"

me "who is then"?

them "carpet cleaners cheshire"

me "click on it then"

Them "ohhhhhh right"

me..... phone down