[The Carpet Cleaning Pro]

If I go in the van, I know there is wine in there from clients. Got a bag of carrots the other day. Whats the wierdest thing a customer gave you?

[Billy Russell]

Genital Warts!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 

[craignozza]

And that was two christmas's ago and  i bet you've still got them 

[derek west]

yellow chillies, i commented and got.

[Jamie Pearson]

3 rusty Vespas abandoned in their back shop under a heap of junk.

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Funny you should post this Monte today I've had given me a boxed 75cl Bowmore whisky and a bag of tomatos, trouble is I like the latter and don't drink the former but it will make a super present therefore saving me some money, if that's not recycling what is?

Shaun

[Richard Basey-Fisher]

doing ok this year    2 x bottles of wine ,  2 jars of honey, 2 dozen eggs, box of celebrations oh and a  turkey    ( alive at the moment but soon to be dead )

[Neil Williams]

Not exactly a xmas present but sitting in my living room is a 52 gallon tropical fish tank which came with everything except water and fish.........about £500 worth if bought new from a shop.

[Fintan_Coll]

A customer who keeps geese gave me two goose eggs last week. It had been years since I ate a goose egg last. They are actually lighter in taste than a hen egg only bigger.

[Simon Moat]

Never mind the egg, goose for xmas dinner for me, you can't beat it.

[Andy Hogarth]

I've got a customer that collects me about 5 tesco carriers full of chestnuts every year, she delivers them to the house and bobs in for a brew.

i don't have the heart to tell her I hate the things!!!

[Steve_Knight]

3 rusty Vespas abandoned in their back shop under a heap of junk.

Worth a fortune Jamie

[Jamie Pearson]

I KNOW !!!!!! They are complete too. With paperwork.