[PP Jeremy Clarkson]

Hi, Something you window cleaning chaps may be interested in.

Tonights show will include an item esp for YOU.

So dont be a loser. Tune in at 8pm BBC2

JCC

[PP Jeremy Clarkson]

Come on guys, pass the word, I promise you will all be talking about it tomorrow.

Are there any other sites like this? I was going to contact PWC something or other, but they dont do humour!

JCC

[Moderator David@stives]

how do we know it is really you !!!!!!!!!

Jeremy  how is your thumb

Dave

[PP Jeremy Clarkson]

I confess, i'm a junior researcher on the show, thats why I signed in as PP Jeremy Clarkson.

When we contact various organisations we find it gets a better responce if we use Jeremy's name.

I must say, I only found you when I did a search for Richard Hammond's name, (he's a bit fussy about what people say about him) apparently there is a Richard Hammond on this site.

I have no news on Jeremy's thumb, I'm not important enough to get that close.

JCC

[Moderator David@stives]

Damn

He still owes me £20 quid.

Dave

[Moderator David@stives]

Can you give us a clue what it is about

[PP Jeremy Clarkson]

David,

Well.........there may be a quicker way to clean windows....although I hope you dont mind a laugh at yourselves.

By the way if Jeremy owes you money, ask him to "bill the office" and they will set up a Direct Debit.

That way you will get paid quicker, and Jeremy keeps the moths in his wallet warm.

JCC

[craig jwc]

Probably an Aston Martin fully kitted out with wfp

[Moderator David@stives]

David,

Well.........there may be a quicker way to clean windows....although I hope you dont mind a laugh at yourselves.

By the way if Jeremy owes you money, ask him to "bill the office" and they will set up a Direct Debit.

That way you will get paid quicker, and Jeremy keeps the moths in his wallet warm.

JCC

   how about a few free tickets or let us do a window cleaner in a reasonably priced porsche   

[PP Jeremy Clarkson]

David,

If you really do clean Jeremy's windows, ask him for some tickets, but be warned, he may want free window cleaning.

JCC

[Moderator David@stives]

No i dont do them but if i did i would not be cheap probably quadruple  i heard he has sent is GT back to the states for a realy daft reason

[PP Jeremy Clarkson]

Sorry boy's I'm going now, I can tell you are strapped to your computers, in my dad's day it was a shed!!

JCC

(Jane Charlotte Carlson) You can call me JCC though

[AuRavelling79]

Not me JCC - I'm tuning into Beeb 2 right now!

[Moderator David@stives]

me tooooooooooooo

bye  Jane

[craig jwc]

Usually watch it anyway.
Lets see what she's on about

[Sarah Sarill]

 

[Moderator David@stives]

Any one got a wrap over (charlton)   

[Moderator David@stives]

Did i miss something   

[rosskesava]

So why were we supposed to watch it?

I don't get it. 

[craig jwc]

Think it was a wind up