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bobplum

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light humour
« on: October 02, 2011, 01:23:06 pm »
...who as the best name on here........i am going for "colt seavers"( must be a movie star,probably in winter)

AJ

  • Posts: 1262
Re: light humour
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2011, 02:31:36 pm »
Hamish Mac Barrymore Andy Prittchard Serving-Hatch, has got a certain ring to it.

Llaaww

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Re: light humour
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2011, 02:41:24 pm »
I'd say Tosh has the most appropriate name on here.

tosh [tɒʃ]
n
Slang chiefly Brit nonsense; rubbish

 ;)
if it is dirty it is fair game

Johnny B

  • Posts: 2385
Re: light humour
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2011, 02:50:46 pm »
My vote goes to Gold. His posts are just that!

John.
Being diplomatic is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Tom White

Re: light humour
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2011, 03:07:55 pm »
I'd say Tosh has the most appropriate name on here.

tosh [tɒʃ]
n
Slang chiefly Brit nonsense; rubbish

 ;)


 >:( >:( >:( ;D

DaveG

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Re: light humour
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2011, 06:03:08 pm »
I rather like "scrim shady" and "shammy davis junior"
You can't polish a turd

richywilts

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Re: light humour
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2011, 09:23:14 pm »
gotta be richy wilts
Richard Wiltshire
Window Clean Direct

richardwiltshire36@yahoo.co.uk
www.windowcleandirect.co.uk
07894821844

Re: light humour
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2011, 09:28:19 pm »
What's your porn star name?

Take the name of your first pet and match it to your mother's maiden name.

Mine's Bronx Peters.

Sexy huh?

Ross G

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Re: light humour
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2011, 09:29:22 pm »
I didnt see the need to go incognito with a user name , after all Mabawsa Ritchie is very juvenile to say the least :-\

Ross G

  • Posts: 1099
Re: light humour
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2011, 09:30:32 pm »
eh Rocky Elder
studdish or wot ?

G Griffin

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Re: light humour
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2011, 09:50:53 pm »
What's your porn star name?

Take the name of your first pet and match it to your mother's maiden name.

Mine's Bronx Peters.

Sexy huh?

Trixie Hitler  :-\.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Steve CM

Re: light humour
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2011, 09:53:36 pm »
Chopper Amos  :-X ;D

Re: light humour
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2011, 09:54:35 pm »
What's your porn star name?

Take the name of your first pet and match it to your mother's maiden name.

Mine's Bronx Peters.

Sexy huh?

Trixie Hitler  :-\.

Was Trixie a hamster by any chance?

mikecam

Re: light humour
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2011, 09:55:41 pm »
I can't help but relate the name to what they post. There's so many of them for me. Stuff like...
Window Cleaning Experts............then they post...whats the best way to get bird crap off windows. Or...
High reach specialists.................thinking of getting something bigger than 30 foot, whats best to go for, Gardiners or Elite poles?
Pure Water Cleaners..........just got a 200GPD RO and DI, does the DI go before the membrane or after it ?
bobplum..............whats a funny name?

Ok, some of them are not real but you get the drift !!!! (i hope  ;D )
I've been called a plum before and its not nice i can tell ya !!!


G Griffin

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Re: light humour
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2011, 10:02:09 pm »
What's your porn star name?

Take the name of your first pet and match it to your mother's maiden name.

Mine's Bronx Peters.

Sexy huh?

Trixie Hitler  :-\.

Was Trixie a hamster by any chance?

No, a Doberman.
He was a bit big for his wheel, on reflection.
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Blue Frog Systems

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Re: light humour
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2011, 10:08:15 pm »
Garth Bradley
Only those who risk going too far will truly know how far they can actually go

StockClean

Re: light humour
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2011, 10:09:58 pm »
What's your porn star name?

Take the name of your first pet and match it to your mother's maiden name.

Mine's Bronx Peters.

Sexy huh?

Mine is Byron Hollaway then???

ahahahha

dave park

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Re: light humour
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2011, 10:12:32 pm »
Thumper kipper  :o

    (thump her kipper)

mikecam

Re: light humour
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2011, 10:19:11 pm »
Thumper kipper  :o

    (thump her kipper)
Domestic abuse is generally frowned on.

Johnny B

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Re: light humour
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2011, 12:13:20 am »
...who as the best name on here........i am going for "colt seavers"( must be a movie star,probably in winter)
character played by Lee Majors in the Fall Guy  ;)

Not a good name if you're trad then.

John
Being diplomatic is being able to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.