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Tom White

Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« on: August 06, 2011, 01:17:28 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022419/Holed-gunman-uses-Facebook-threaten-siege-police-live-murder.html

I clean the house where this happened, and he lives with his Mother, whose a nice Jehovah Witness lady.  He's obviously a bell end; he doesn't work and lives in his bedroom.

Sigh!  They're due too.



Mind you, he's got a corking set of man boobs; it's just a shame he's dropped his logs somewhere.

What do you reckon, should I give this street a miss this month?

Tom White

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2011, 01:24:23 pm »
And look at the clip of that copper with the rifle:



He's not only resting the magazine on top of the car (liable to affect the aim and create a stoppage), but he's also holding onto it too; FFS.

And please, surely that's not two magazines taped together like some Rwandan militia man!

I think I'm going to write a strong letter of complaint to the police!  ;D

Added later; maybe he's just using the scope as a telescope, if so, I'll let him off.

Simon@ Clearview contractors

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2011, 01:50:47 pm »
He's never 24, gotta be a typo...

colin purewater

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2011, 01:53:45 pm »
ha ha love it!

as we speak theres a man on a roof of a shop i clean having a stand off with police after an armed robbery went wrong, hes took his clothes off, posing for photos and dancing round saying hes gona jump, massive crowds there! propa funny  hes been there since 3am

will be on northwest tonight later! :)

nutters everywhere mate
keep it simple

Perfect Windows

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2011, 01:54:51 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2022419/Holed-gunman-uses-Facebook-threaten-siege-police-live-murder.html

I clean the house where this happened, and he lives with his Mother, whose a nice Jehovah Witness lady.  He's obviously a bell end; he doesn't work and lives in his bedroom.

Sigh!  They're due too.



Mind you, he's got a corking set of man boobs; it's just a shame he's dropped his logs somewhere.

What do you reckon, should I give this street a miss this month?

Do they owe you?

Vin

Tom White

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2011, 02:20:44 pm »
Nope!  ;D

His Mum (whose not in her 70s like it says in the Daily Wail) is disabled, always in, and she pays me.  She's lovely, but he just reeks of 'fist-magnet-bell-endedness'.  Wor Lass gets annoyed just looking at him.  ;D

rz

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2011, 03:42:30 pm »
bulwark twinned with bagdad ;D

Tom White

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2011, 03:50:51 pm »
bulwark twinned with bagdad ;D

Go and visit Geordieland.  Bulwark is posh compared to many places up there.  ;D

TomCrowther

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2011, 05:07:48 pm »
You should include this "news" in your next bit of marketing Tosh. Must be something creative you can do? "Window cleaner to the stars" perhaps  ;)

elite mike

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2011, 05:11:11 pm »
bulwark twinned with bagdad ;D

Go and visit Geordieland.  Bulwark is posh compared to many places up there.  ;D

lmao  ;D ;D ;D ;D

L.J.Thorpe

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2011, 05:31:35 pm »
Fist-magnet-bell-endedness ;D ;D ;D
i lol d

Llaaww

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2011, 06:46:20 pm »
tosh can you put a map link so I can see the house.

I was in bulwark for 6 yrs, its not as tough as some people like to think it is.
if it is dirty it is fair game

weetot

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2011, 08:54:56 pm »
He looks a cross between 'chopper' and 'Charles Bronson'. He's also good at holding his breath.. ;D
Never take financial advice from people who have no money!

Londoner

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2011, 08:20:53 pm »
He's lucky it wasn't in London, they just would have gone in and shot him. Won't pay the overtime for long seiges. Some of the police are more psyco than the criminals.

Londoner

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2011, 08:24:51 pm »
And look at the clip of that copper with the rifle:



He's not only resting the magazine on top of the car (liable to affect the aim and create a stoppage), but he's also holding onto it too; FFS.

And please, surely that's not two magazines taped together like some Rwandan militia man!

I think I'm going to write a strong letter of complaint to the police!  ;D

Added later; maybe he's just using the scope as a telescope, if so, I'll let him off.

No tosh you are right, two mags taped togeather, where do they get these people? And thats not a scope it looks like some form of red dot. Ah you just can't get good people these days. At least they didn't go Rambo and take him out for the practice.

L.J.Thorpe

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Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2011, 09:08:15 pm »
actually i think it is scoped
it looks like an hk g 36
there is a laser finder under the barrel tho,i think

Tom White

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2011, 11:29:35 pm »
actually i think it is scoped
it looks like an hk g 36
there is a laser finder under the barrel tho,i think

I reckon it's the British Army's 'Sharpshooter'.  That's a bipod underneath.



It was introduced so that they could fight the Taliban at longer ranges.  It's 7.62 mm (rather than the smaller and lighter 5.56), holds 20 rounds and looks pretty gucci.

The slight differences, such as the scope, stock, and forward grip are just different add-ons.

I reckon it's an overkill for coppers to be using it.

Added later:  I'm talking twaddle; they're different weapons.  My slanty eyes aren't working properly today. 

bobby p

Re: Sigh! It ruddy had to happen to one of my accounts...
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 05:51:14 am »
last week by mistake i ended up at colchester garrison main gate. they let me in to turn my van around , telling me they had 20 rounds in the rifle if i tried to make a run for it