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Ian101

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STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« on: July 13, 2011, 08:48:44 pm »
So whos missing and not posted for a day or two ?

my moneys on Gav Camm  ;D
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tacky

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2011, 09:09:13 pm »
to whom it may concern .
im sorry for the stupid jokes i have put on this forum in the past

but i can be reformed but it costs that i cant affored .
 as i clean windows in the valleys
the fee is quite small £5000.
please puy the said amount into my bank acc
 n the jokes will stop .
i will need the treatment once a year
       yours sincerlly
           mr tacky
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weetot

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2011, 09:36:20 pm »
Gotta be SSWC ;D
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Gav Camm lammy 283

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2011, 09:48:29 pm »
Quote from: Ian101 @ H2o on July 13, 2011, 08:48:44 pm
So whos missing and not posted for a day or two ?

my moneys on Gav Camm  ;D



defo not me ian pmsl  ;D ;D ;D
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R W C™

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2011, 09:58:55 pm »
Its R W C
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Londoner

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2011, 08:30:05 am »
Its me! And I have decided to give each of you £10,000 as thanks for all the happiness you have brought me.

So you just have to email me your bank account details and pin number and I will see that it is transfered in the next couple of days......................
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Steven Shoreditch

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2011, 08:31:43 am »
Quote from: iwitot on July 13, 2011, 09:36:20 pm
Gotta be SSWC ;D

Yes, it's me!  I can now afford to decorate the front room!
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Paul Coleman

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2011, 09:10:27 am »
It's me.
I'm going to get a new van now.
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sunshine windows

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2011, 11:04:24 am »
Anybody interested in buying my round :D
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Steven Shoreditch

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2011, 11:52:43 am »
I'll give you £161m for it.
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LSB

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2011, 12:27:41 pm »
its me , i won £2.90 !
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AuRavelling79

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2011, 05:17:21 pm »
Who reported my post? Squeaky or Ladders; Hmmmmm!  ;D
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alanwilson

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2011, 10:13:12 pm »
£161 million?

Thats more than I make in a month!
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Tom White

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm »
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it.  Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.
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cozy

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2011, 03:25:23 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it.  Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.

Thought you could afford that already on your Army pension mate. ;)
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Steven Shoreditch

Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2011, 04:01:23 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it.  Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.

That's how I live already, apart from not being dead.
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Mike_G

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2011, 05:09:08 pm »
If he is he must be wfp because he doesn't look like he's been up and down the ladder to often
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Wc Solutions

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Re: STOP PRESS ..... Lotto winner apparently a window cleaner !!
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2011, 08:57:29 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on July 15, 2011, 02:19:37 pm
I'm glad it wasn't me who won it.  Within a fortnight I'd be drug-addled, in a STD riddled mess, on my own private island surrounded by hookers, and dead within a month.

but you do that anyway dont you?

the island being barry island tho!
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