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Moderator David@stives

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #160 on: October 19, 2005, 07:47:38 pm »
whats up did you drop some eggs or was it your head   :)

Sarah Sarill

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #161 on: October 19, 2005, 07:48:30 pm »
When Logic Prevails

Two nuns went out of their convent for a walk. One of them is
known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known
as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still
far away from the convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
past half-hour?

SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
and I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both. So the man
decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what
has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down........


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sarah






Sarah

Moderator David@stives

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #162 on: October 19, 2005, 07:51:54 pm »
Did he not catch her then   ???

rosskesava

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #163 on: October 19, 2005, 07:52:04 pm »
Hi Tosh

Quote
Lost income due to rain > (is greater than) possibility of lost customers:  therefore cleaning in the rain = good business sense.

I have another equation:

Lost income due to rain > (is greater than) possibility of lying in bed:
therefore cleaning in the rain = loss of sleep time

Sarah Sarill

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #164 on: October 19, 2005, 07:53:34 pm »
Did he not catch her then ???

Nah - she's on clean it up !!!!

Sarah
Sarah

Moderator David@stives

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #165 on: October 19, 2005, 07:55:29 pm »
Is that you sister sarah

Moderator David@stives

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #166 on: October 19, 2005, 07:55:57 pm »
pj did say big sister was watching

Sarah Sarill

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #167 on: October 19, 2005, 07:59:26 pm »
Darn,

How dya guess ?  And that was on a good day  !!!!

LOL

Sarah
Sarah

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #168 on: October 19, 2005, 08:21:38 pm »
Mr StIvel
Did you update?

Pj

(watching you, watching us, watching them)

what fun does a Priest have?

Nun

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #169 on: October 19, 2005, 08:23:43 pm »
Evening Chris

You from Wales?

Pj :D

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #170 on: October 19, 2005, 08:24:48 pm »
Evening Dave

You from Wales too?

Me too! :D

Chris Cottrell

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #171 on: October 19, 2005, 08:26:26 pm »
Sarah?


Pj? 


Wales ..... been there ...... done that...... got the..

Sarah Sarill

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #172 on: October 19, 2005, 08:27:00 pm »
God guys - am I missing a joke here ?

Sarah

PS Happy Birthday Chris
Sarah

Sarah Sarill

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #173 on: October 19, 2005, 08:29:06 pm »
Ah getting it Norfolk boys   ;D ;D
Sarah

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #174 on: October 19, 2005, 08:31:27 pm »
Same time, same place Chris? ;) Dave ;) Pj ;) Ross ;) Rog ;)Uncle tom ;)

Sir Squeaky

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #175 on: October 19, 2005, 08:32:56 pm »
 ;)

Moderator David@stives

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #176 on: October 19, 2005, 08:34:00 pm »
i am always up to date and checked
how you doing pj

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #177 on: October 19, 2005, 08:39:03 pm »
As always ;)

Got the same email repeats as you.

Did my windows update, all gone.

Pj

Chris Cottrell

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #178 on: October 19, 2005, 08:43:42 pm »
Ah getting it Norfolk boys   ;D ;D

the penny has dropped

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #179 on: October 19, 2005, 08:50:49 pm »