Two blondes walk into a building.....
you'd think one of them would have seen it!
I said to the Doctor, " I've broken my arm in several places", he said, "Don't go there again then"
Answer phone.."If you want Marijuana, press the hash key"
i went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any!
burglar breaks into a house..Parrot keeps saying "Jesus is watching you"
Frustrated, the burglar says to the parrot "What are you some kind of born again parrot?"
Parrot replies, "no, Jesus is the name of the Rottweiler in the corner"
My driving's improving, someone wrote a compliment on my windscreen today....
it said Parking Fine.. so that was nice
Pj