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busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2005, 09:26:08 pm »
Sure am.   Most of my family are away for xmas, so Its money in envelopes this year!   
Cards written and the few pressies I had to buy, are bought!

Oh how Tosh is gonna hate this chat...... ;D


What about you?   Started pressie buying yet?

Chris Cottrell

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2005, 09:29:33 pm »
nope

i only have to buy one anyway
thats for "she that must be obeyed"

busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2005, 09:30:27 pm »
Then make sure its a good un!   Xmas dinner can be spoiled easily   ;)


Joke.....
There once was a business owner who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the individual that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?"

The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02".
 The mathematician said, "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof."
The physicist declared, "It's in the magnitude of 1x101."
The logician paused for a long while and then said, "This problem is solvable."
The social worker said, "I don't know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.
The attorney stated, "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."
The trader asked, "Are you buying or selling?"
The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "What would you like it to be?"


Chris Cottrell

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rosskesava

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2005, 09:36:13 pm »
I don't get it?

Chris Cottrell

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Chris Cottrell

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2005, 09:45:12 pm »
Good Evening Sir Pj

busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #67 on: October 18, 2005, 09:46:03 pm »
Do birds fart?

Only if they eat alot of baked beans!!!!   LMAO

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #68 on: October 18, 2005, 09:51:22 pm »
All this talk of Bird flu,

could be a big problem if the virus is airborn.

How would you recognise turkey methane?

Should they carry a licence?

Pj


Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #69 on: October 18, 2005, 09:54:40 pm »
Evening ;)

rosskesava

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2005, 09:57:16 pm »
Bird poo and wee at the same time. They er... only have one erm... hole.

So if they passed wind (how polite I am) and followed through...........

I still don't get the above joke.  :-[



busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2005, 09:58:45 pm »
Suppose they could carry a license.  Obtained from the Turkeys known as Borough Council!

Turkey methane.........they eat baked beans too then ?     ;)

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2005, 10:01:15 pm »
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I still don't get the above joke. :-[



Quote

Accountants are a joke

Pj

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #73 on: October 18, 2005, 10:03:59 pm »
By the way David @ St Bird's yoghurt Ivel

Have you done your windows update lately?  Not that I'm suggesting you are insecure. ;)

Pj

busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #74 on: October 18, 2005, 10:05:47 pm »
Your suppose to update?

Not sure hes online right now....at least not seen a posting off him this last hour.

Chris Cottrell

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #75 on: October 18, 2005, 10:06:13 pm »
the wife didnt get it either

busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #76 on: October 18, 2005, 10:07:59 pm »
the wife didnt get it either

 :o  How rude!    roflmao!

Chris Cottrell

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Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #77 on: October 18, 2005, 10:09:07 pm »
I dont get the "roflmao! " ???

busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #78 on: October 18, 2005, 10:10:06 pm »
Rolling on floor laughing my ar*e off


busydaffodil

Re: A place to chat...3
« Reply #79 on: October 18, 2005, 10:12:24 pm »
Had better explain properly.

ROFLMAO = Rolling on floor Laughing my ar*e off

LMAO = Laughing my ar*e off


As for the Accountant joke......its just that, a joke about accountants.   About how they are suppose to be professional but that many of them are dodgy.  Joke sort of confirms that dodginess