[windows_chepstow]

So who watched X Factor?   

I'm not being pretentious when I say, 'I'd rather shove Kosovan wasps (they're aggressively-hard; like us Geordies) up my bottom and simultaniously sing the Blaydon Races, than watch X Factor'.

It's full of Chavs!

[Moderator David@stives]

karaoke factor

[Davindo Cleana]

strictly come dancing x factor x factor results blah blah tv - hooray for the internet

[Sarah Sarill]

Anyone watch the strip factor then on Sky 1 
 

David, Did you get my email or are you still having problems ?

Sarah

[busydaffodil]

 

I'm not being pretentious when I say, 'I'd rather shove Kosovan wasps (they're aggressively-hard; like us Geordies) up my bottom and simultaniously sing the Blaydon Races, than watch X Factor'.

I've heard about things like that!!!  I'm shocked!

Be as pretentious as you like......each to their own, etc etc.     

Nothing wrong with Kareoke!   Its fun people watching.   The more they drink, the more funny they become!

[Sarah Sarill]

It's full of Chavs!

Can anyone explain what a chav is ?

Sarah

[busydaffodil]

Anyone watch the strip factor then on Sky 1 
 

I missed another one huh?     

[busydaffodil]

Can anyone explain what a chav is ?

Sarah

As stated in http://www.urbandictionary.com

Derived from Chatham in Kent, this term can be applied loosely to every culture with a nasty, thieving element. There are many variants of this creature but all are subject to the following commonalities:

Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

Chavs are part Magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or as vaccuous, illiterate street-slang would say 'Bling'. They can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter in Argos/Index.

Whatever their ethnic background, Chavs have a built-in affinity to hip-hop/R&B, even if they are inherently racist (see the Scottish). They see their life as glamorous and cool.

Chavs are for the most part, extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A Chav has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of car modification.

All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police.

Chavs are incredibly fertile beasts, and are highly successful breeders. Where they come unstuck is having to look after the offspring which their 13 yr old drunken fumble produces. More often that not the child will crow to be a Chav, having received no more guidance on life than the parent.

Chavs have a fond love for cars, as well as a Vin Diesel fixation. Rather than buy a nice car to start with, a chav will spend all their dole and tax-free labouring cash on upgrading a 10 year old car with 200,000 miles on the clock. The end product will invariably be a luminous monstrosity with at least one serious collision to it's name.


FOR THE RECORD...I DID NOT WRITE THIS!     Lizzy

[Moderator David@stives]

sarah

you have male

chavs

council house and very stylish

or council house and violent scumbag

not that i am anti council that is my roots

[Sarah Sarill]

or council house and violent scumbag

My Gosh I'm a chav - helppppppppppppppppp

Sarah

[windows_chepstow]

It's full of Chavs!

Can anyone explain what a chav is ?

Sarah

HERE IS A VERY FUNNY WEBSITE REGARDING CHAV SCUM...

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

[busydaffodil]

or council house and violent scumbag

My Gosh I'm a chav - helppppppppppppppppp

Sarah

NOPE.....Your a GIRL  I think its only a  term for Males.   

[windows_chepstow]

or council house and violent scumbag

My Gosh I'm a chav - helppppppppppppppppp

Sarah

NOPE.....Your a GIRL  I think its only a  term for Males.   

Sarah,

Quite wrong.  'Chavette' is the female form.

SEE THE WEBSITE.

[Sarah Sarill]

Tosh,

Some funny jokes on that one and I've even registered on the chav forum so perhaps you'll see less of me here now !!!!!!

Only joking - I not in the same league as Jade Goodie, Jordan or Victoria beckham - nor do I aspire to be  

Sarah

[busydaffodil]

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/marriageheadaches.html

No shouting at me for this one!! 

[Andrew McCann]

      

Wonder if I can get one of those through Paypal!!!

[busydaffodil]

Wakey wakey....no one chatting anymore?

[Chris Cottrell]

My thoughts exactly

it all seems to be Q.s & more Q.s

[busydaffodil]

I know.... ......just some light hearted banter is all I require tonight though.   

[Chris Cottrell]

me too

you ready for xmas then?