[Moderator David@stives]

whats up did you drop some eggs or was it your head   

[Sarah Sarill]

When Logic Prevails

Two nuns went out of their convent for a walk. One of them is
known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known
as Sister Logical (SL). It was getting dark and they were still
far away from the convent.

SL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the
past half-hour?

SM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the
most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one
minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
and I'll go this way. He cannot follows us both. So the man
decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what
has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as
I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down........


 

Sarah

[Moderator David@stives]

Did he not catch her then   

[rosskesava]

Hi Tosh

Lost income due to rain > (is greater than) possibility of lost customers:  therefore cleaning in the rain = good business sense.

I have another equation:

Lost income due to rain > (is greater than) possibility of lying in bed:
therefore cleaning in the rain = loss of sleep time

[Sarah Sarill]

Did he not catch her then

Nah - she's on clean it up !!!!

Sarah

[Moderator David@stives]

Is that you sister sarah

[Moderator David@stives]

pj did say big sister was watching

[Sarah Sarill]

Darn,

How dya guess ?  And that was on a good day  !!!!

LOL

Sarah

[Newwfpgatherer]

Mr StIvel
Did you update?

Pj

(watching you, watching us, watching them)

what fun does a Priest have?

Nun

[Newwfpgatherer]

Evening Chris

You from Wales?

Pj

[Newwfpgatherer]

Evening Dave

You from Wales too?

Me too!

[Chris Cottrell]

Sarah?


Pj? 


Wales ..... been there ...... done that...... got the..

[Sarah Sarill]

God guys - am I missing a joke here ?

Sarah

PS Happy Birthday Chris

[Sarah Sarill]

Ah getting it Norfolk boys   

[Newwfpgatherer]

Same time, same place Chris? Dave Pj Ross Rog ;)Uncle tom

[Sir Squeaky]

 

[Moderator David@stives]

i am always up to date and checked
how you doing pj

[Newwfpgatherer]

As always

Got the same email repeats as you.

Did my windows update, all gone.

Pj

[Chris Cottrell]

Ah getting it Norfolk boys   

the penny has dropped

[Newwfpgatherer]

Ah getting it Norfolk boys