fishing keeping
a RO can be used to produce "clean water" for my goldfish
its got nowt to do with my window cleaning
Insurance assesor: "Is that R/O unit and tank for commercial purposes Mr. Matt?"
Matt (crossing all appendages) "No, Guv, it's for my goldfish."
Insurance assessor: "What? A 1000 litre, caged, opaque tank for a goldfish?"
Matt (taking out eye-watering onion) "Yes, I won my little Goldie at the fair when I was a boy, he is my one true love and the bright lights frightened him so much that I had to buy an opaque tank."
Insurance assessor: (skeptically) "But why the cage?"
Matt "Well he gets emotional so if he charges against the sides he won't break out!"
Insurance assessor "And what about that pole and pump thing>"
Matt "Well Goldie was used to the fairground rides so I fire him up the pole and into the outside pond - he loves it!"
Insurance assessor: "I thought he hated the light?"
Matt (Rolling eyes) "Well I only do it at night, don't I?"
See - I believe you Matt!