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Perfect Windows

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So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« on: June 14, 2011, 06:43:26 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical. 

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin

Lee GLS

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 06:46:03 pm »
since ive been wfp after 7 years of ladders, ive put on a stone  :o

LWC

  • Posts: 6824
Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 06:51:20 pm »
I put on weight too since gong wfp, you must be doing it wrong  ;D

DaveG

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 06:55:15 pm »
Yep..fat barsteward here too  ;D
You can't polish a turd

Mike_G

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 06:55:43 pm »
Is that Diet Coke you are drinking?  ;)

TomCrowther

  • Posts: 1965
Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 06:58:00 pm »
I'm the same as Perfect Windows. Started at 16 stone 4 and 20 months later 14 stone 10. Like a racing dog these days  :)

colin purewater

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 07:02:00 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical. 

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin


only 1 can of boddies?

thats were your going wrong
try the black stuff works a treat for me!!
keep it simple

mark m

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 07:02:13 pm »
I was a fat old git before i went wfp now i have given up smoking i am a fatter grumpy old git :-[ :-[ :-[

Spruce

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 07:06:47 pm »
Somethings wrong - better make an appointment with your GP for an MOT.
Spruce
Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail!

The older I get, the better I was ;)

bobby p

Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 07:20:44 pm »
i work best when im under 13.5 stones ,im 6ft1   . i wont employ any lad over that weight either (trad) as they will be out of shape if over that weight

trevor perry

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 07:30:07 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical. 

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin

i think you need worming ;D ;D 
better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove any doubt

Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 07:32:29 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical. 

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin


You have worms, go see a doctor!!

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 07:41:26 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical. 

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin


This is how its done....Tesco BREAKFAST  beans, 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 3 bacon, mushrooms, 3 hash browns + 2 toast.+ strong black coffee with sugar

LUNCH...Tesco sandwiches x 2

DINNER....XL mixed doner kebab with chips and a bottle of pepsi OR replace kebab with family size takeaway pizza.

Follow this for 3 years and then yes you will deffo put on weight doing WFP  ;D

I joined slimming world not long ago and have lost over 2 stone but still have a long way to go. so yes there is the odd fatty wfp windy out there  ;D I have been a windy 10 yrs now 5 yrs WFP.
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

andyM

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 07:49:39 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical.  

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin


This is how its done....Tesco BREAKFAST  beans, 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 3 bacon, mushrooms, 3 hash browns + 2 toast.+ strong black coffee with sugar

LUNCH...Tesco sandwiches x 2

DINNER....XL mixed doner kebab with chips and a bottle of pepsi OR replace kebab with family size takeaway pizza.

Follow this for 3 years and then yes you will deffo put on weight doing WFP  ;D

I joined slimming world not long ago and have lost over 2 stone but still have a long way to go. so yes there is the odd fatty wfp windy out there  ;D I have been a windy 10 yrs now 5 yrs WFP.

You must be racking up the clubcard points!  ;D
One of the Plebs

CLEANCARE WC

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 08:00:20 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical.  

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin


This is how its done....Tesco BREAKFAST  beans, 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 3 bacon, mushrooms, 3 hash browns + 2 toast.+ strong black coffee with sugar

LUNCH...Tesco sandwiches x 2

DINNER....XL mixed doner kebab with chips and a bottle of pepsi OR replace kebab with family size takeaway pizza.

Follow this for 3 years and then yes you will deffo put on weight doing WFP  ;D

I joined slimming world not long ago and have lost over 2 stone but still have a long way to go. so yes there is the odd fatty wfp windy out there  ;D I have been a windy 10 yrs now 5 yrs WFP.

You must be racking up the clubcard points!  ;D

yep  ;D
WE CLEAN BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT WITH WATER FED POLE WHEN WORKING AT HEIGHT.

elite mike

Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2011, 08:11:32 pm »
So, I started out WFPing 13 months ago.  I weighed 15st 5lb.

I now weigh 13st 4lb.

I eat like a horse.  Today is pretty typical. 

Cereals at 6am with full-fat milk
Bacon sandwiches at 7:45 (4 rashers)
Two rounds (i.e. 4 slices of bread) of thick cut rare roast beef sandwiches during the day
Bottle of Coke
Mars Bar
Home to a slap up meal (proper dinner, cooked from raw ingredients by the current Mrs Vin).
Can of Boddingtons.
I'll probably eat a couple of bananas this evening.


Yet, 90% of the windies I see seem to be carrying more than the average in the way of lard.  How do they manage?

Vin


This is how its done....Tesco BREAKFAST  beans, 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 3 bacon, mushrooms, 3 hash browns + 2 toast.+ strong black coffee with sugar

LUNCH...Tesco sandwiches x 2

DINNER....XL mixed doner kebab with chips and a bottle of pepsi OR replace kebab with family size takeaway pizza.

Follow this for 3 years and then yes you will deffo put on weight doing WFP  ;D

I joined slimming world not long ago and have lost over 2 stone but still have a long way to go. so yes there is the odd fatty wfp windy out there  ;D I have been a windy 10 yrs now 5 yrs WFP.

sounds flipping good to me

yum yum  ;)

dave.e

Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2011, 08:19:30 pm »
stop it you lot i am trying to diet. i want to get down to 17 stone before xmas

LWC

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2011, 08:25:44 pm »
stop it you lot i am trying to diet. i want to get down to 17 stone before xmas

What are you now?

weetot

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Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2011, 08:43:24 pm »
Ive been 10 an a half stone from the age of 19 when I started, to now at the age of 47, can't put on weight doing this job, though I am starting to get a fat back.  Anyone else gettin' a fat back? ;D
Never take financial advice from people who have no money!

dave.e

Re: So, how do you stay fat at this game?
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 09:08:49 pm »
stop it you lot i am trying to diet. i want to get down to 17 stone before xmas

What are you now?


ok are you ready for this bear in mind i used to do a lot of weight lifting

19.8 stone