[EandM]

As a relative newcomer to CIU I wondered how it's possible for a thread about average days takings to become a battle of words over who has the best pole?

[cozy]

As a relative newcomer to CIU I wondered how it's possible for a thread about average days takings to become a battle of words over who has the best pole?

That's forums for ya mate. You need to read the ones about why Trad is rubbish or the ones about "How do I clean insides" etc. Laugh a minute here.

[groundhog]

As a relative newcomer to CIU I wondered how it's possible for a thread about average days takings to become a battle of words over who has the best pole?

I guess its just more fun!!!!!!!! 

[Klean07]

Back to topic now. £130 A DAY  = £650 per week. Sounds great!!!

[cozy]

  Here we go 

"No it's not, I wouldn't get out of the bath for a wee for that money" etc etc.

[cozy]

"I earned more than that when I ran an old push bike and only had a dirty T_shirt to polish windows with"

Forgot that one 

[Klean07]

Back to topic now. £130 A DAY  = £650 per week. Sounds great!!!

I was making a comment. Nothing there to state how much I earn!!!!!

[cozy]

Back to topic now. £130 A DAY  = £650 per week. Sounds great!!!

I was making a comment. Nothing there to state how much I earn!!!!!

Sorry mate, didn't mean you, I meant that's the comments we are going to get now. 

[Klean07]

Let you off this time then

[cozy]

  Phew, that was close!!!  was going to cancel the post office savings account and move to Tunisia to hide just then.!!

[Roy Harding]

Average is a lot different from maximum.

Look at what you took (turnover - one man) over the last twelve months and divide by 52 to get a true average figure per week. Divide by 5 for a full timer for day rate.

I reckon the chart for full timers would look like this for many of us.

Trad turnover - one man

less than £15K - you're a part timer me old son.
£15000 - £20000   60%
£20000 - £25000   30%
£25000 - £30000     8%
£30K plus               2%

Wfp

£20000 - £25000   60%
£25000 - £30000   25%
£30000 - £35000   10%
£35000 - £40000     3%
£40K plus               2%

Roy Harding £100,000!      

 

I work 3 days a week now not one 

Roy

[David lyddon]

Guys hope you are declaring all this money,I could work for the revenue.
THINK ABOUT IT.

[cozy]

Guys hope you are declaring all this money,I could work for the revenue.
THINK ABOUT IT.

Yes, I bet HMCR would join a windy forum to catch you all. Some people think joe public reads everything on here too.

About 200 members on here get caught every year by the tax man.

[Paddy Woods]

Yes David
but some of the figures inc cash which tax excempt ? isn't it  

[cozy]

What comics have you been reading!!!?? Cash is tax exempt?? You need to get an accountant mate, tell him that 

[Paddy Woods]

Someone was saying that the coins r not taxable ?

[cozy]

Someone was saying that the coins r not taxable ?

Great, get a business like a chip shop or any shop and only take coins!!! Think about it...... Take all your money and change it at the bank to coins and claim that's how you get paid!!!

Get a job and have the boss pay you in coins. Come on mate.

[cozy]

Better still, get paid in onions, they can't tax you on onions mate.

[Pope vader]

actually the rule is, if you get paid in cash and get it in your pocket with in 30 seconds then its not taxable,  dont believe me look here

www.hmrc.com/iamgoingtojailfortaxfraud

[cozy]