[SherwoodCleaningSe]

carry a bottle in the van

Just don't get it muddled up with your water bottle.

[Londoner]

carry a bottle in the van

Taxi drivers always carry a bottle.

[G Griffin]

i have the bladder of a little girl.

That`d be nice with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[CLEANCARE WC]

this should be as much a part of your kit as your wfp.....




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[CLEANCARE WC]

sorry "crap" link follow the redirection its worth it  maybe someone who knows how to post pics can post it for me

[dan hughes]

if you can't pee at the kitchen window while smiling at the customer  - yer not much of a window cleaner!!  :'
 :

I'm the best!


usually the case once you've done your deed once , next time round you always get the urge 4x as strong. it's a mental learning thing!


ONLY JOKING OF COURSE !

[CLEANCARE WC]

no your not...ive done it too 

[DaveG]

http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/07/11/not-iphone-cardboard-toilet-doubles-as-a-sturdy-stool/

[Steven Shoreditch]

A flexible garden trug is what you should carry.

[bobby p]

over the last year iv noticed a really foul stink round the back of this house,put it down to bad drains. it has a sloping roof extension on  the back that always has looked like greasey,slippy tiles,too slippy to walk on . Anyway ,last week i lean my ladder against the extension and go up to use a short pole. guess what the extension  gutters full of !    i guess the old guy in the house has only been tipping his commode out the window onto the sloping roof  

[G Griffin]

over the last year iv noticed a really foul stink round the back of this house,put it down to bad drains. it has a sloping roof extension on  the back that always has looked like greasey,slippy tiles,too slippy to walk on . Anyway ,last week i lean my ladder against the extension and go up to use a short pole. guess what the extension  gutters full of !    i guess the old guy in the house has only been tipping his commode out the window onto the sloping roof  

Give him a quote for a gutter clean, Bobby.

[bobby p]

over the last year iv noticed a really foul stink round the back of this house,put it down to bad drains. it has a sloping roof extension on  the back that always has looked like greasey,slippy tiles,too slippy to walk on . Anyway ,last week i lean my ladder against the extension and go up to use a short pole. guess what the extension  gutters full of !    i guess the old guy in the house has only been tipping his commode out the window onto the sloping roof  

Give him a quote for a gutter clean, Bobby.

before i realized what is was,i was almost going to swipe it all along the gutter with my rag. jeeezus. thank christ i never walked that roof eh

[G Griffin]

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[Hinty]

Had a lad come for an interview - seen him cleaning in the town for years. When I called his ex boss to see if he was reliable etc was told he was a good cleaner, but customers often caught him peeing - which wasnt too bad, but the last straw was a customer returned home, went round the back of his house & found him squatting on the wheelie bin. Apparently she didn't appreciate it.

[bobby p]

Had a lad come for an interview - seen him cleaning in the town for years. When I called his ex boss to see if he was reliable etc was told he was a good cleaner, but customers often caught him peeing - which wasnt too bad, but the last straw was a customer returned home, went round the back of his house & found him squatting on the wheelie bin. Apparently she didn't appreciate it.

did you take him on ?

[Hinty]

Yes i did actually.

Read him the riot act before he started - told him it was completely unacceptable, but fitted a portapotti in the back of the van - with it being his job to empty it and clean it.

He worked hard, and was one of the best lads I have had.

[H S and Son]

I had to lay a cable under one of my custards conifers about 10 years ago.

[A & J Owen Window Cleaning]

i never have a customer not close to a mcdonalds. 

[G Griffin]

but the last straw was a customer returned home, went round the back of his house & found him squatting on the wheelie bin.

That won`t do the tds of the water any good.

[bobby p]

Yes i did actually.

Read him the riot act before he started - told him it was completely unacceptable, but fitted a portapotti in the back of the van - with it being his job to empty it and clean it.

He worked hard, and was one of the best lads I have had.

thats good to hear ! as my main lad is a big pee"er  and i am only just getting him under control. he now is in charge of a 2 gallon pee bottle  but prefers alleyways .  like your lad,mine works hard .  i may buy a portaloo just like you did.