[the bfg]

Cleaning a house today and chatting to custy at back while working,  anyway as I was doing round the side she comes round from the vack and says quick come and see this ?

went back round the back to find a mark on top window I had just cleaned and a poopehawk ( starling )  laying in a dead like posistion on the floor.

the lady said she heard a loud thump and seen the bird hit the ground.     I picked it up and it started to move so we gave it 10 mins and then let it go and off it flew.

custy so so pleased it was able to fly away and thnked me with a nice cuppa and a roast beef salad sandwich so everyone was a winner 

[Blackbushe Windows]

They often live - amazingly.

[C A Payne]

was cleaning windows for a mate some 20yrs ago, i went one way around the house, he went the other way to meet in the middle. custy went in to make a cuppa, she came round with my cup & we did'nt meet in the middle? went back to the van where my mate was sittiing in the vehicle, he looked like a bag of poo! i said what happened? he said, i get caught short & had to dump " quickly" custy approached him with a cuppa as he was squatting. poo & tea everywhere.. my mates parting words were: 'i think we've lost this one!    

[andyM]

was cleaning windows for a mate some 20yrs ago, i went one way around the house, he went the other way to meet in the middle. custy went in to make a cuppa, she came round with my cup & we did'nt meet in the middle? went back to the van where my mate was sittiing in the vehicle, he looked like a bag of poo! i said what happened? he said, i get caught short & had to dump " quickly" custy approached him with a cuppa as he was squatting. poo & tea everywhere.. my mates parting words were: 'i think we've lost this one!    

One lump or two? 

[C A Payne]

it was more of a splatter

[sunshine windows]

Did you charge her extra for having to reclean the window that the bird flew into.

[CLEANCARE WC]

it was more of a splatter

thats what he  ment when he said it was a crap job