[AuRavelling79]

So it's coming up to egged windows time at the end of next month - do you clear off egg from your customers windows as part of the service or charge extra?

[Sir Squeaky]

Always eggstra.

It's no yoke

They just have to shell out for it.

[windows_chepstow]

I'm tempted to do some 'egging' myself. 

Has anyone got any good recipe-concoctions that are a real nightmare to remove, for ex-customers who've lost their window cleaners because they're not very nice people?

Idealy, they can be quietly-squirted through a water pistol!

[Moderator David@stives]

Eggs and silicone with a bit of superglue should do the trick

Dave

[Thecleanerservice]

In the past I've used the hottest water I can get, with fairy liquid.
Leave it soak, scrape if necessary, wash again, rinse dry!!!!
No extra charge madam all part of the service

What do I do now I'm going into wfp?

Pj

[rosskesava]

Throw the egg on a window that the sun is shinning on a day that is sunny all day.

It bakes like concrete.

Mind you, I'm thinking of going down to the beach front (I live in Brighton) and lobbing eggs at all those idiots that because of security, have turned a congested town into grid lock and a mini police state.

[Moderator David@stives]

do what reuben did on newsnight buy a hot water thermopure for 10,000 and spend 3 weeks and 7 hours getting it off.

seriosly wet with wfp go and clean a few windows come back rub again then voila if not wet again and rub will do the trick or put a scraper on the end of your pole failing that get your ladder out or leave it

Dave

[AuRavelling79]

Always eggstra.

It's no yoke

They just have to shell out for it.

[Thecleanerservice]

I've ordered a Chinook Helicopter to drop 2 tons of yoghurt on David@StIvel any day in October!!

Keep yer head up mate!

Pj

[Moderator David@stives]

I`ll be waiting with my ground to surface missile launcher
so the cleaner shirley will be no more
 

[Thecleanerservice]

Sooo Yoghurt Bowels
You talk eh?

Vee vill seek furzer information/ Yes?

PJ  PJ

[AuRavelling79]

So, dragging this thread screaming and kicking back on topic......

Do you charge extrafor egg removal or not?

Eggsasperated Malc

[Thecleanerservice]

In the past I've used the hottest water I can get, with fairy liquid.
Leave it soak, scrape if necessary, wash again, rinse dry!!!!
No extra charge madam all part of the service

What do I do now I'm going into wfp?

Pj

[dai]

And don't bother trying to collect in the evening. No one will answer the door. Dai