Think bike recovery services are all pooe.
I had a puncture last year, called at 17:45, got with me at 21:30 after loads of calls, back on road at 22:00, froze my n u t s off all the way back to the Midlands from Blackpool with a temp repair on a trashed tyre, sacry stuff too.
To add insult it had been a brand new tyre with only outbound mileage!!!!