I have this sussed now,i might even make a little hypnotherapy tape to play while i`m asleep.
I buy the ariel brush,its fast so i become fast,its got to be good as it costs so much,i dont even know why its fast or what its made of,this doesn`t matter because now i`m fast,the price has become irrelevant,i`ll buy two, i might be twice as fast,one on top of the other,one pass cleaning,i`m smitten,will i go red or black?,black filaments 3 times thicker,maybe its 3 times faster than the red one,how fast is that then? and special window cleaning filaments stuck in a special window cleaning resiny stock,if i`m lucky this will have "Worlds Greatest Fastest Window Cleaner" written on it and then other people not just me will know what i have become,i must have this brush,Alex is the messiah.