Out doing a house today and a lad and his siblings are watching me work.
Little girl; Why are you doing all the top windows?
Me; So that when I go back and do the bottom ones they won't get splashed on from the top ones.
Little girl: That's clever!
Me; Yes it is! Thank you.
Little girls's older brother; (LGOB) Yes, but you don't need to go to University for that job do you?
Me (jocularly); Quite right son! And if you study hard and do well at school you won't need to be a window cleaner like me!
(LGOB); My Dad's a camera operator for the BBC!
Me; Do you want to be a Camera Operator?
(LGOB); No I want to be a vet like my Mum!
Mum sticks her head out of the door and asks me "Are they bothering you?"
Me; "No - I was just discussing the benefits of a University education with your oldest son!"