I've just had a bolloxing from Mr Giles about my use of profane language on the forum. He says that I am to desist immediately forthwith with my misspelt swear words, even 'twunt' isn't allowed, which is a shame because I like that one.
So I just thought I'd pass it on; any posts that contain stuff like this he's just gonna delete, which is fair enough.
In future, personally, I'm going to tone it down a bit, and use random words like "Big Toe", eg, "You flipping six-toed munter, I suspect your mother and father are really brother and sister", and the like.
So apologies to anyone I've offended (with the exception of Squeeks, SSWC, Stu Mac (in fact all the Scottish Guys), Gold, Master Batesman, the Welsh, and Dozy, er Cozy I mean).
Time for work, eh! It's almost tropical here in Chepstow. T-shirt and shorts weather here.