[Matthew Bateman]

I reckon ant french is either Bateman or Stephen S

Oi you watch it fAg-face or I'll set me poodle on you 

[ant french]

  im real honestly,just trying to understand what the best way is, sorry for silly questions 

[clearlyclean]

I tried to pretend to be a pilot but scared of flying sound familiar. by the way you can translate websites easy as cozy site is all about carpet cleaning.And the Government is throwing money at guys like you to start a business it get you off dole and paying tax and then employing others getting them off the dole,That business adviser should be able to point you in the right direction.
Get a decent ladder with a ladderstopper and get earning.We all have to start some where

[ant french]

cheers clearlyclean ill ask that bloke fri.    ill get hunting for some nice ladders but ones that aint heavy and ones that dont cost a bomb coz im sure after going up and down a ladder ill wanna go wfp.

[AuRavelling79]

Ant French is a genuine newbie IMO - look at his FAQ page - no seasoned windy would offer those services - turn up at a set time, join his rainy day club, collect on Fridays and can't do above a conny.

And he can't spell either! 

Ant - me old china - listen to yer old uncle gormy - get a tds meter; get a back pack and 20ft pole now. Get 4 x 25L barrels. Get a 200gpd ro-man type R/O and get a 225L water butt. Sorted.

Don't get a ladder,  don't get a roof rack don't go trad.

[Sir Squeaky]

dont fancy going up ladders coz im scared of heights 

I think it's a real shame you haven't got the death defying stories of terror the rest of us can tell of our days hanging off 3 tier ladders on windy days!

[Sir Squeaky]

Ant its tried and tested, the bulk of folk will be at work when you call anyway so by the time there home the windows are dry,

Er...depends on your area.
Most of mine are expensive areas where most people are in.

I'd say for every 100 houses I do, about 15 or so aren't in.

[ant french]

dont fancy going up ladders coz im scared of heights 

I think it's a real shame you haven't got the death defying stories of terror the rest of us can tell of our days hanging off 3 tier ladders on windy days!

ok tell me a death defying story lol 

[ant french]

right just bought me some nice ladders on sale at screwfix, there the 4 way ladders you can change into diff positions i just tested them out and there well light and i actually do feel safe on them aswell so im well chuffed 

[darren clarke]

right just bought me some nice ladders on sale at screwfix, there the 4 way ladders you can change into diff positions i just tested them out and there well light and i actually do feel safe on them aswell so im well chuffed

this has either got to be matt battman or barry mallett

[Stewart01]

Ant its tried and tested, the bulk of folk will be at work when you call anyway so by the time there home the windows are dry,

Er...depends on your area.
Most of mine are expensive areas where most people are in.

I'd say for every 100 houses I do, about 15 or so aren't in.

Er... going on the amount of people constantly looking for better ways to get there money in across the forums id say your in the minority with that, the majority of households are empty during the day!!

[ant french]

right just bought me some nice ladders on sale at screwfix, there the 4 way ladders you can change into diff positions i just tested them out and there well light and i actually do feel safe on them aswell so im well chuffed

this has either got to be matt battman or barry mallett

how the hell do i proove im neither of them guys?

[darren clarke]

u dont buy 4 way ladders for starters

[ant french]

u dont buy 4 way ladders for starters

why is there a rule that says i cant buy one?  it reaches the up stairs windows and its good for doing conny roofs aswell and i feel safe on it. its got bs stamps all over it so its safe

[woody1]

why do you think it will  be the correct height for all the house you do if its to long are you going to rest it on the glass what happens when to short are you going to stand on the last rung stretching take back and get propper ladders from middland ladders titan one 3.5 meter double one they will do most windows one thing you need to learn if your new is listen to window cleaners as they have done seen it or fallen from it mate

[clearlyclean]

it does look like its a wind up,did you not tell them you want them for window cleaning

[formb]

Give him a phone 

[clearlyclean]

why go to all that effort for a wind up,

[darren clarke]

u dont buy 4 way ladders for starters

why is there a rule that says i cant buy one? it reaches the up stairs windows and its good for doing conny roofs aswell and i feel safe on it. its got bs stamps all over it so its safe

there is no rule saying what ladders u can buy,  but what would u think if u seen a window cleaner, using them ladders?

[Sir Squeaky]

u dont buy 4 way ladders for starters

why is there a rule that says i cant buy one?  it reaches the up stairs windows and its good for doing conny roofs aswell and i feel safe on it. its got bs stamps all over it so its safe

"bs" stamps. lol 

You can do it when you B&Q it!