I`ve thought about advertising on the side of hearses.
People stop and look when they pass don`t they? And they drive them really slowly, so you get the chance to note the advertising and number.
In return for the advertising, I would donate tissues to the bereaved families at a time when they need them the most.
Free of charge of course....with all my details printed on them.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness
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