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gewindows

I met BFG today.
« on: September 29, 2010, 08:32:08 pm »
I met Big Steve (aka BFG on here) and we had a drive round some work and a good chat for a couple of hours. Really nice guy, though not as nice as me.

If ever you need someone as a minder Steves your man! Big bloke he is.

We were speaking to a couple of my old custards and they both made a pass at him, one is in a wheel-chair just about and in her late 80s the other is 83 and wheres a colostomy bag. Still a pass is a pass IMO how ever old they are ;D

Frankybadboy

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Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2010, 08:41:05 pm »
matt

 dont you think he got a face only for radio......

you be havent nightmares for the next few weeks.. :P :P :P

gewindows

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2010, 09:02:50 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

I aint saying nought pal he owes me money.  ;D ;D


'ere Frankie when you were on the phone to him he said to you 'ill just pass you over to Matt' and you hung up, is it my after-shave?  ;)

the bfg

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2010, 09:19:44 pm »
I met Big Steve (aka BFG on here) and we had a drive round some work and a good chat for a couple of hours. Really nice guy, though not as nice as me.

If ever you need someone as a minder Steves your man! Big bloke he is.

We were speaking to a couple of my old custards and they both made a pass at him, one is in a wheel-chair just about and in her late 80s the other is 83 and wheres a colostomy bag. Still a pass is a pass IMO how ever old they are ;D














yeah but lets face it the 83 year old didn't look a day over 75 so I'll be wearing my brut 33 when I go to clean her's  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D





was really nice to meet Mat as well although when I seen him get out of his van I thought he was a joyrider  ;D ;D ;D ;D

the bfg

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2010, 09:20:47 pm »
matt

 dont you think he got a face only for radio......

you be havent nightmares for the next few weeks.. :P :P :P














is that why you call me very morning Franky  my sweretheart  :D :D :D

gewindows

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2010, 09:23:24 pm »

was really nice to meet Mat as well although when I seen him get out of his van I thought he was a joyrider  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bollox  ;D ;D

Frankybadboy

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Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2010, 09:29:12 pm »
matt

 dont you think he got a face only for radio......

you be havent nightmares for the next few weeks.. :P :P :P


is that why you call me very morning Franky  my sweretheart  :D :D :D
just to make sure you are up me sweetheart......................................


sorry matt,i was driving :o :o :o

G Griffin

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Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2010, 09:30:47 pm »
was really nice to meet Mat as well although when I seen him get out of his van I thought he was a joyrider  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 Is Joy the one in the wheelchair or the one with the bag?
  
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

gewindows

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2010, 09:31:08 pm »
Steve you'll have to e-mail me your address forgot to give you those envelopes. I'll forward them on to you. And a few copies of letter-headed paper explaining the change over.

gewindows

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2010, 09:31:59 pm »
was really nice to meet Mat as well although when I seen him get out of his van I thought he was a joyrider  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 Is Joy the one in the wheelchair or the one with the bag?
  

Shes the one that swallowed, or so he was claiming afterwards  ;)

Frankybadboy

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Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2010, 09:35:29 pm »
matt
bit of free advice,dont offer to buy him food, ??? ??? ???



cause you still be paying for it in 12mths time,he eats that much.....



do you think he looks like herman the german.???????????? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

the bfg

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2010, 09:39:48 pm »
matt
bit of free advice,dont offer to buy him food, ??? ??? ???



cause you still be paying for it in 12mths time,he eats that much.....



do you think he looks like german the herman.???????????? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
















its herman the german silly   and anyway I'm danish not german.


and the only reason I eat so much that day was vecause you were paying,  thats why all the flags were out that day and the brass band playing cos you opened your wallet  ;D ;D ;D

the bfg

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2010, 09:40:47 pm »
was really nice to meet Mat as well although when I seen him get out of his van I thought he was a joyrider  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 Is Joy the one in the wheelchair or the one with the bag?
  














no Joy was the look on my face when she came on to me  :D :D :D

LWC

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Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2010, 09:42:32 pm »
Another matt window cleaner? Are we all called matt?

the bfg

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2010, 09:58:35 pm »
no my name is Luka  and I live on the 2nd floor

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2010, 10:50:04 pm »
Another matt window cleaner? Are we all called matt?

I'm Spartacus....sorry I'm Matt ;D
Don't tell me there's even more around here ;)

gewindows

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2010, 10:58:48 pm »
How did you get on with Linda on Pack Lane, Neil? Doing her carpets.

I hope you dodged the cat poo in the garage  ;)

john tomkins

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Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2010, 11:04:45 pm »
no my name is Luka  and I live on the 2nd floor

Heyyyyy

I live upstairs from you
Yes i think you've seen me before

the bfg

Re: I met BFG today.
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2010, 07:25:14 am »
no my name is Luka  and I live on the 2nd floor

Heyyyyy

I live upstairs from you
Yes i think you've seen me before














it only hurts until you cry,  after that you don't ask why