[Sarah Sarill]

 

And  that's another - there I'm over the ton now and a senior member (and I'm only 16)!!!   


PS:  when are the mods blocking this one then ?

[Sarah Sarill]

Matt, What honour is bestowed on you when you reach 1000 then ?

[thewindowcleaner1]

Matt, What honour is bestowed on you when you reach 1000 then

Imortal.

[Sarah Sarill]

LOL

Immoral - surely not !!!

 

[s.hughes]

It is only 250 points you need not 500. Unless its just changed but I doubt it.

Steve

[Davindo Cleana]

I've spoken with the family about becoming a god and they are now asking how it all affects them, and if I have to get a suit for the ceremony, why can't they all get new clothes too. I can see it all going pear shaped.

[rosskesava]

I just went downstairs and announced that 'I am a clean it up God'.

They all just stared at me with open mouths.

Maybe they're in awe of me?

[Davindo Cleana]

As a god maybe you shouldn't have to go downstairs anymore; can you not just ring a bell when you want to announce things

[richie_tracey]

I have a very long way to go before i am a god !!!!!!!

[rosskesava]

Hi Richie

Just find some back water on this forum and type one word and post it a good few hundred times.

Then .... you to will be a God ....

Or send Tosh (one of the moderators) a 'gift'.

Or just tell him he's great.

Cheers

[windows_chepstow]

I might have missed something in the application small print which would explain, but how, exactly, does one become a god.

First of all, mate, you require slanty-eyes and a Geordie accent; like me .

Secondly, an understanding Missis helps; who'd probably prefer me to cruising the 'left handed internet sites' (the ones that require left-handed mouse control) than 'Oh not that window cleaning website again'.

Thirdly, listen to Ross.  He knows his stuff, especially when he said:

Or send Tosh (one of the moderators) a 'gift'.

[Sarah Sarill]

Right then Tosh.

What colour do you want the bentley in then ?

Where do I deliver it ?

Surely that earns me an extra 2000 points AT LEAST !!!!

[rosskesava]

Tosh

I told you it'd work.

Where's my back hander you promised.

[windows_chepstow]

Tosh

I told you it'd work.

Where's my back hander you promised.

Sorry, Ross.  I'm straight as they come and totally hetrosexual.  You'll have to look elsewhere for your sexual gratification.

[Davindo Cleana]

Tosh - I feel like I have a direct line - I think you should be more like the wizard in Oz and get lesser people to communicate on your behalf - it would be great if your post FAO Shawn was sent by someone else: 'Tosh wants a word Shawn' like Grouty in Porridge.
Anyway I don't have the slanty eyes but I am a bona fide Geordie and ye can have a pint with me any time bonny lad

[Davindo Cleana]

Can I finish my tuna sweetcorn on toast first

[Moderator David@stives]

I am not comfertable with this god thing i would rather be called a
clean it up sad git

[Moderator David@stives]

have you been on the plymouth gin or something   

[Chris Cottrell]

or maybe just full of it

[Ian_Giles]

Typical, Tosh makes replies on this post instead of locking it Leaving me to be the bad guy

Ok, I know, it's fun, don't be a killjoy, but the site owners don't want this irrelevent stuff.
So consider it locked, forever to fade further and further down the listings.....


Regards


Ian